Politics.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so lets call me "capitalism". Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so well call her the "Government". Were here to take care of your needs, so well call you the "People". The nanny, well consider her the "Working Class". And your baby brother, well call him the "Future". Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room. Finding the door locked, he peeps in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
2007-06-20 14:38:35 · 26 answers · asked by Diezel 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
2007-06-20 14:40:01 · update #1
Nice one Diezel, now I must just try and memorize it, and then tell it to others pretending it's my own, hope you dont mind.
10 out of 10! Thanks for the good joke :-)
2007-06-21 02:25:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so a 10/10
2007-06-21 07:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Diezel***
Thank you for putting a smile on my dial today!!!!
Going through an extremely difficult and rough road at the moment, we are striking because I am in education, and the government is "fast asleep" and crooking the working class out of their deserved increment, so they can get their so called 57%, and only offering the working class 6.5%!!!!
I cannot give you a 10 but definately will give you a 15!
Thanx for the joke
Luv
peppa-ann
2007-06-21 03:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by peppa-ann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definite 10.
2007-06-21 03:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big 10
2007-06-21 01:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by moon 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely 20 out of 10! Very relevant to the conditions today i.e. Strikes etc.
2007-06-21 00:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by T.I 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one that's a 10.
2007-06-20 22:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. I give it a 10.
2007-06-20 22:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by HerbalMix 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A definate 10+ !!!
2007-06-20 22:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by Commodore 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Best joke of the year. 10 +
2007-06-20 23:51:30 · answer #10 · answered by Yod Heh Vav Heh 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋