can you make me laugh?
2007-06-20 14:15:41 · 32 answers · asked by .:Riku's homegirl:. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is retarded and you probably won't get it. . .but. . . imagine a bunch of old fashonied senior citizens who enjoy classical singing and stuff. They sit down for a middle school concert for senior citizen day. All the kids are dressed in black and white and prim and proper, and then, when they are supposed to start a beautiful song, they all start making weird noises with their mouths and the old people start passing out from the noise! I don't know. . .i think that is funny. . . but i hope it makes you laugh!
2007-06-20 14:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by picns 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey, you got up this morning, think of the poor buggers that went to bed and never woke up. You have so many positives in your life so stop thinking about the negatives. Go outside for a walk NOW. If you're not dressed,throw on a pair of shorts and t-shirt and go outside for 15mins. Smile because you can. Have a great day!!!
2007-06-28 06:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever wondered why abbreviation is such a long word?
Sorry, I have trouble being funny on demand. And I'm having trouble concentrating because I live right next to the airport and plane after plane flies right over my place. The planes are so close that I got up to get a soda and a stewardess told me to take my seat.
I don't know why I don't have any friends. I'm freakin' hilarious.
2007-06-20 14:22:21 · answer #3 · answered by Farly the Seer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8(ate) 9
2007-06-20 14:51:30 · answer #4 · answered by ydewuwant2no 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I can't make you laugh cuz I am not funny. But if you need any thing I am here for you even through I don't know you.
I will try!
What did the Daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?
You are to young to smoke. ( i know it is stupid.)
2007-06-23 14:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Jonas Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once apon a time their was a bear and a rabbit taking a poop in the woods suddenly the bear walks over to the rabbit and says exuse me do you have a problem with poop sticking to you'r butt and the rabbit said why no I don't so the bear wipped his but with the rabbit!
2007-06-28 12:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by Kinesha S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
No One.
No One Who?
No One that you're feeling bad,
I came by to cheer you up.
Ha Ha
2007-06-28 12:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i was on the boardwalk with my family and you frequently hear of lost children and come pick them up and where to pick them up. they frequently page people etc. the boardwalk was busy on a july evening and the poor (90 year old) woman announces would
Jen Italia please come to the information booth.
Jen Italia please come to the information booth - your party is waiting for you.
Of course I hit my husband on the shoulder and said did you hear that - she just called for genitalia....
then i looked to my left and there were four 14 year olds just rolling around on the floor.
2007-06-28 14:12:54 · answer #8 · answered by Animal Helper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because the chicken was on strike!!
(This is not my joke so if you don't find it funny this is not an accurate reflection of who I am!)
2007-06-28 07:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by Nice&Neat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the cat's meow; and I'm the milk you can drink from my Little Sweet Flower..
2007-06-27 19:06:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋