Make a TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
For example....
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
2007-06-20 14:13:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You beautiful flower, I miss you so
I'll bury you alive, you stupid ho....
yes, i've just managed to disturb myself
2007-06-20 14:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
my love, my life, my beautiful wife
your not the only one im married to, im married to more than five
my love, i don't care how old you are
but brush your teeth!, its like you smoke cigar!
my love, my cutie, my star
your face is messed up, your whole face is a scar
my darling, your in my heart
but out of all the girls, your last on the chart
you will always be my boo,
now that your hear, WASH MY SHOE
2007-06-20 17:40:11 · answer #2 · answered by i tell it how it is! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I want to feel you sweet embrace
Bur don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I see your face when I'm dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.
What inspired these amorous rhymes
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
2007-06-21 02:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my beautiful wife marrying you screwed up my life
2007-06-20 14:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I adore you, girl. For your love I'm a begger.
Even in the mornings when you look like Mick Jagger.
2007-06-20 14:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My beautiful, beautiful, sweet Hershey's kiss
These delicious lips of mine, you will definitely miss
2007-06-20 14:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by mianjo413 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love you, I adore you, your the most beautiful boy
Too bad I only like you as a toy
That was stupid! I suck! XD
2007-06-20 14:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You're the man of my dreams, the one I adore.
Just one little problem, you're rotten to the core.
2007-06-20 14:37:51 · answer #8 · answered by PJPeach 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are an example of love's perfect girl
only not for me, I think I will hurl
2007-06-20 14:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by firechap20 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your love for me will not be forgotten,
But stay away, because you're rotten !
2007-06-20 14:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋