Come on, give 'em to me! The one that makes me laugh the hardest wins!
2007-06-20 14:13:13 · 17 answers · asked by Bunny Boiler 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yo Mama so fat she saw K-mart, triped over Wal-mart and fell right on Target...
2007-06-20 14:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 5⤋
Yo Momma is so old, she went in to an antique store and they wouldn't let her go home.
2007-06-20 14:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is sooooo fat ,she uses the equator for a belt
yo momma smells sooo bad they bottle her b/o and use it as a fly repellent....
2007-06-20 14:28:40 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yo momma is so stupid the sign said 18 and up only so she brought 17 friends
2007-06-20 14:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
You Mommas so dumb she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out!
2007-06-20 14:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Yo Momma's so stupid, she went to a fruit stand looking for Daryl Strawberry.
2007-06-20 14:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 4⤊ 6⤋
yo momma is so fat..when she sits on a toilet her hemmeroid got stuck.
2007-06-20 14:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
yo mommas so fat shes got more chins than a hong kong phone book
2007-06-20 14:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 5⤋
yo momma's so stupid, so looked in a box of Cheerios and said "Ooo!!! Donut seeds!!!"
2007-06-20 14:20:48 · answer #9 · answered by lucybelle5792 2 · 5⤊ 4⤋
your momma is so old, her breast milk comes out in powder
2007-06-20 14:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by Bien Chula 5 · 9⤊ 3⤋