Tell me a short story?

Question

just a short story, i like to hear stories..lol

Answer 1

Once a crazy wanderer went to cross the street. She saw a large purple bus approaching slowly. The bus was trailing a plume of greasy black smoke. Since she was a wanderer and quite, quite, crazy she stepped off the curb.

She new it was somewhat irrational but it was just her nature to take risks. Though she was sure she could make it out of the busses path it loomed larger and large and the sound of its engine got louder and louder. Suddenly she was unsure whether she could make it out of the way. For the first time in her life she doubted the essence of her craziness!

But then, just as she was sure to have a large bumper mark across her crazy butt, the bus jerked and swerved abruptly. It began to turn sideways and the crazy wander saw two of it wheels rise up off the pavement. The purple bus began to roll on its side like a giant purple whale tuning slowly in an even gianter ocean current waiting for the hand of god to scratch its tender belly.

There was an enormous screech and the bus slid to a halt on its side. The crazy wander heard the busses door open, although she could not see it. Just then a man poked his head out the door straining to climb out of the now sideways opening. He looked at her with great curios passion in his eyes and said.”Oh cary wanderer, finally we have met, for I am the crazy purple bus driver. Now call a tow truck so we can fix our felled stallion."

Answer 2

Ok. I like stories too. Now, once upon a time, there was a pretty blond girl who named herself Crazy Wanderer. One day, while she was roaming the woods of Yahoo Answers, she decided to ask a question. The tress answered. Even the leaves and twigs put in something of their own. So the pretty blond Crazy Wanderer wandered happily back to to answer some other ppl's questions! The end. :)

Answer 3

Tina's head hit the concrete hard. She instantly felt the burning on her right cheek. Her bottom lip was dripping blood. She looked down and saw more blood on her fitted white t-shirt. There was a scrape on her left knee and her palms were stiff and swollen.
A few people started to crowd around the commotion. Within minutes the crowd grew larger and larger. Tina picked herself up, ran her hands over her clothes and wiped her lip witht he back of her hand. Her embarrassment was through the roof. She wanted to disappear.
Tina moved through the crowd, mumbling excuse me and pardon me as she squeezed by. She made it to the mall entrance but stopped short of the doors. Jordan was out front talking to a policeman. Her eye swollen. She pointed at the doors, looked up, saw me and said, "That's her!"

You can finish it if you like... I just didn't wanna add the whole thing. Hope u liked it.

Answer 4

If you want to write a story written by someone else without giving them credit that is plagiarism. And since this is for a competition you would probably be disqualified anyway for using a part of someone elses work. Close your eyes, go to sleep and then write about whatever you dream if you're that hard up.

Answer 5

An embrassing story...I once took a picture of my husbands you know what. I did not think it would get developed. After trying to hide it from family it ended up in his military medical file. He forgot about it until he had an appointment. When he handed in his file there is was, right in front of all the nurses and personnel.

Answer 6

Once upon a time there lived a princess. This was no ordinary princess, however. Why, you ask , is this princess so unordinary? I will tell you why. She had magical powers.................
Thats just the begining if ya wanna hear more then pick me...........;} Its too long of a story for me to write in here. I love telling and writing stories its sooo fun!

Answer 7

once upon a time there was a girl called tess. she went on y!a to answer some questions. she ran into this one and decided to answer it too. so, as the question suggested she started to tell a short story. and ended up with this. the end. hope you liked it =-)

Answer 8

Once a girl named whatever was wandering around doing what she did best. Then she wanted a story. Lots gave her insignifant answers, then Virago Man dropped in an said hi. He explained he wasn't a story teller but he was doing his best.
He hit submit said later to you, an hoped for a star.
Virago Man

Answer 9

once, me and my friend went to the store and on our way back we saw this womens leg come out of a car and the she was wering this short velvet skirt, a red turtle neck sweater and when she fully got out....it was an old man!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!

hope u enjoyed my funny story. i like stories 2!:]

Answer 10

One day I got online and I typed out an answer to your request THe end