Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
I got this in an email, thought it was pretty funny.
one question though, does anyone else get a feeling of dajavue? I think I have heard before!! ;)
2007-06-20 13:00:32 · 19 answers · asked by shouting is better 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They're too busy screwing the rest of us!
2007-06-20 13:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 3⤋
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I can't recall
2007-06-20 20:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by Nick F 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Only a terrorist would make a joke like that. Your humor only serves to embolden the enemy.
We have to stay the course. If we cut and run, with a new light bulb, that will send the wrong message to our maintenance personnel.
You are either with us or you're with the power company.
I just saw on FOX News that this light bulb was sent by God, and we are morally bound to keep it lit, no matter what.
2007-06-20 20:40:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
All of them. 1 to hold the bulb, the rest to turn the White House around.
2007-06-26 11:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
\Yup it is Bush's fault, every bad thing that ever has happened is Bush's fault. He killed Elvis, caused Pearl Harbor, bombed the twin towers and was the shooter on the grassy knoll.
Remember the media quoted "sources in the Bush Administration" He has a time machine, didn't you know that?
2007-06-26 12:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
One, the same number of Clinton democrats it took to screw in the oval office.
2007-06-27 13:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question should have been,,,,how many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw the American Public.??
@ All of them. Until they all get jailed for illegal activities and covering up important info that is considered to be open to the public. ie Backdoor and hidden E Mails.
Yeah,,31% approval rating, something ain't right with that email you received.
2007-06-20 21:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
How many Democrats does it take to paint a house? 1000, 1 to hold the can, one the brush, and 998 to move the house back and forth.
2007-06-26 00:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by smsmith500 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
One. The Decider will determine how the lightbulb is screwed in. If it doesn't fit, the Democrats will be blamed for not supporting the screw-in.
2007-06-20 21:17:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Best darn question and best garldanged responses anywhere on Yahoo.answers. EVERYONE made my day. I wish I could give 10 stars and 100 bonus points!!!!!
2007-06-20 21:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋