2007-06-20 12:26:44 · 31 answers · asked by GREAT_AMERICAN 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
My wife is uber liberal and I'm pretty sure she'd tear my balls off if I tried starting something. Ideology doesn't mean squat when fists start flying.
2007-06-20 12:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by ycats 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What kind of fight?
If one of logic, the conservative would win easily.
If the fight is all about typical liberal FEELINGS and emotion? The Liberal would win because HATE is their most powerful emotiion.
If a VIOLENT fight? Military style? I think the conservative would win. The Liberal would throw the first punch, then the conservative would be justified in retaliating with a bomb!
2007-06-20 12:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by Philip H 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Liberals don't fight, they protest. The conservative would be too busy laughing at the liberal, so there would be no fight, only a liberal fool screaming about an alleged injustice that has only happened in the delusional mind of the liberal.
2007-06-21 05:29:34 · answer #3 · answered by jesuscuresislam 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The conservative because the liberal would try to win with words. It's kind of like bringing a knife to a gun fight.
2007-06-20 12:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Scott L 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Depends. If the liberal was a 25 year old bodybuilder and martial arts enthusiast pumped up on steroids, and the conservative was a 90 year old woman in a wheelchair (and didn't have gun), probably the liberal. OTOH, if the conservative is a Green Beret commando and the liberal is bedridden with end-stage AIDS, it might go the other way.
2007-06-20 12:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
The Conservative. Everybody knows that liberals don't fight. I, of course, am referring to a physical fight. Anything else they scream and holler and make a general nuisance of themselves.
2007-06-20 14:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
A Republican conservative would win because he is too smart to get into a fisticuffs with such a person. I am quite sure he would simply pull out a gun and shoot the libtard with the power given to him by the right to bear arms which the libtard refused to use because it is too violent.
2007-06-20 12:36:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA It ain't like that for the period of New Zealand, that is any incorrect way around! The Labour's (left wingers) are particularly masculine, stay out interior the country, and so on and the Nationals (precise wingers) are the psychological elite from the suburbs and city areas.
2016-10-18 04:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by prebor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liberals don't believe in fighting for anything.
2007-06-20 12:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by Granny Gruntz 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The liberal would and here is why....
1. He would scratch at the cons eyes
2. He would pull hair
3. He would kick for the groin
4. He would scream in a very high voice
5. Libs are very proficient at the Bit(h slap
6. they are in good shape...(pilates/yoga)
7. plus the travel in packs of three at the bars where the fight would probably happen
8. If it was at the bar the con would be more drunk because he would be drinking lots-o-beer, whereas the lib would still be nursing his Fuzzy Navel foo foo drink.
2007-06-20 12:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by TG79 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋