Here are a few of my favorites:
From Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo?
[Harry and Lloyd crack up]
Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Flo, Waitress #1: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
And From Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
And from Go
Zack: It really didn't go as bad as it could have.
Adam: A girl is dead, Zack.
Zack: I didn't say it went perfectly.
2007-06-20 09:30:41 · 23 answers · asked by billtronix 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
They are probably a lot of people's favorite but for comedy:
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Drama:
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. -The Usual Suspects
2007-06-20 10:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
From dumb and dumber:
Lloyd asking the girl: What are the chances of you going out with me?
The girl: One in a million
Lloyd: So there's still a chance
From Tommy Boy:
Tommy when the car door fell off: What'd you do???
And of Course "Big Man in a Little Coat"
From Joe Dirt:
How do you get your facial hair to grow in all white trashy like that?
2007-06-20 10:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by christy m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clerks:
Dante Hicks: I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 *****!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
Silent Bob:You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
2007-06-20 09:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just Friends: Would you like to join us in a carol celebrating the birth of our Lord?
Pulp Fiction: Zed's dead, baby
Mean Girls: I want my pink shirt back!!
Napoleon Dynamite: Your mom goes to college
Palindromes: I'm Carlito and I'm epileptic!
Meet the Parents: Bite me, Denny
Thirteen: Look at your pupils Tracy, you're so f*cking busted!
Borat: F*ck off Death!
2007-06-20 09:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by Angelacia baybeeeeee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny dumb and dumber and anchorman are movies I quote all the time....I even call one of my friends Flo..hehe
anchor man
Its an optical illusion....its the pleats...dont act like your not impressed
it smells like bigfoots d!ck....it smells like a used diaper filled with indian food....
2007-06-20 09:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by diego~girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's looking at you, kid. - Bogie, Casablanca
I'm gonna make 'im an offer he can't refuse. Brando - Godfather
Cinderalla boy, here at Augusta - former greenskeeper, now about to become Master's Champion. Bill Murray - Caddyshack
2007-06-20 09:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
from High Plains Drifter:
Sarah Belding: Be careful. You're a man who makes people afraid, and that's dangerous.
The Stranger: It's what people know about themselves inside that makes 'em afraid.
2007-06-20 09:46:37 · answer #7 · answered by Iamstitch2U 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Saw 3:
Jigsaw: Suffering? You haven't seen anything yet!!
2007-06-20 10:14:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Get away from her, you bXXch!!" - Sigourney Weaver in Aliens
"General, would you care to step aside?" - Christopher Reeve in Superman II
"Luke, I am your father" - Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back
2007-06-20 11:28:25 · answer #9 · answered by X 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any man who falls behind, is left behind.
Pirates of the Caribbean
2007-06-20 10:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by Becca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋