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It amazes me how these women try to pass as ladies and they have such foul mouths.

It also amazes me how these women sit down with their legs wide open for everyone to see their blueberry muffins!


Gentelman are no different:

Why walk around looking scruffy? When was the last time you shaved? When was the last time you brushed your teeth? And why did your wife not iron your shirt this morning?

Furthermore, you ALWAYS take your hat off when you enter a building.

please explain. and for the REAL gentleman and ladies on this dispeccable site, you have Mrs. Prude's sympathy.

2007-06-20 08:37:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

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Thank you for your sympathy, Mrs. Prude. Life is awfully hard nowadays, isn't it? What with blueberry muffins hanging out all over the place and no sense of decency or self restraint? And the way some women talk! Why, you would think they were third generation immigrants or something! Goodness sakes alive! Well, there are a few of us decent folk left, I guess, although I don't know what we are going to do about the rest. Rest assured, Mrs. Prude, that you are not alone in your societal dissatisfaction. And I must say that I am awfully glad to hear one voice of sanity amidst the cacaphonous babble of ignorance. Thank you for that.

2007-06-20 08:55:27 · answer #1 · answered by John Timothy 5 · 1 4

Ok well excuse me, Mrs. Prude! But I thought this was a website were men and woman both could ask questions and express themselves freely to try to get feed back on things they are unsure of themselve. Some of these issues such as SEX (which seems to be a big deal to you based on some of you answers on here) are actual problems for people in their relationships and need some help on how to fix things. I mean is sex not a normal part of life. Where did you come from the old South. Get over yourself and just help people and not bash them because they do not feel or think they way you do. If you can only criticize the people that post questions on here then you shouldn't be on this site or answering anyones questions because you not going to be very good help if you are criticizing the people you are answering. And now a days sex is all over the place and there is nothing you alone can do to change that. It's not like people on here are talking about anything different than what you may hear on tv in a show or read in a magazine or book these days. STOP living the past. Live in the future and for the future. Things change and it is just something people have to get used to and changing with times can only make it easier for you.

2007-06-20 08:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by Nicole 2 · 3 0

We quarrel because people annoy us, and we are not wimps who will allow others to walk all over us. We use swear words, because it makes the quarrels more interesting, and gets the point across stronger . I sit with my legs closed, unless I am sitting on a horse, mainly because I don't want anyone looking at my panties, not my vagina, because that is covered by my panties. My husband shaves every morning, never goes out in an unironed shirt, even if he does sometimes have to iron it himself. He also knows that if his teeth are not brushed, he will not be able to kiss me, so they are brushed every morning. Fortunately, he is a man of the 21 century, and never wears a hat, so doesn't have to take it off. Your sympathy is much appreciated, but in my case, I feel it is not necessary, but thank you anyway, it is good to see that you, at least, have the manners of a lady.

2007-06-20 09:56:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hi,

Swearing comes from ignorance. If you can't think of the proper words throw a f**k in the conversation.

Little girls and skirts, it is something that is dying out nowadays.

A little girl wore a skirt and her mother constantly told her to keep her legs together, don't let the boys see your 'tuppence'...lol

If was something that was drummed into little girls and you find that when they got older and wearing jeans they still kept the same poise, even running with their knees together.

Girls now are raised in jeans, shorts and leggings, the 'keep them together' discipline has gone and when they wear a skirts they sit as if in jeans.

Men fair no better. I would never go out in the clothes that I have sat round the house in.
If I go shopping I change clothes, age has nothing to do with this as my in laws never bother to get changed and they are 60+ whereas my parents always do.
Shaving daily is a matter of pride in ones self.
I never thought that 'designer stubble' was classy but there again I have worn a beard for many years, but it is neat and tidy.

There you are that is my rant in reply to your rant, sit back and see if the answers start to change....lol

2007-06-20 09:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by FMAACMSkipppy 4 · 0 0

You can be a lady and still give a person an ear full. Try this one for example I like to use this on the people that irritate me "F*ck U and have a nice day" Most women I know cross the legs when they sit, if this is the kind of women you are not seeing you are looking in the wrong places.

2007-06-20 08:50:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Oh we have your sympathy for being on this "despeccable" (learn to spell, Mrs Prude, it's actually "dispicable") site.

Then why, prey are you on it yourself?

As for foul mouths, I have seen your tactless answers to some questions and never seen a mouth so tasteless as your own.

Swear words are not required to be foul when there are thoughtless self obsessed people such as yourself on the go.

2007-06-20 10:09:57 · answer #6 · answered by Chaley 3 · 1 0

I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and say that you are actually a teenage boy looking to piss people off on here cause you have no friends and you have nothing better to do than get a rise out of people...well just so ya know...I do sit with my legs open (in front of my husband) because he likes to look at my *U**Y and I love it when he doesn't shave sometimes cause it tickles down there....hehehe

2007-06-20 09:17:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The code of conduct you project is antiquated. I don't shave at all. And my wife gave me blueberry muffins for breakfast.

And if this site is so dispeccable, why to you dwell here?

2007-06-20 08:44:12 · answer #8 · answered by terry m 3 · 3 0

Mrs Prude, you are not make many friends here today...lol have a great day.

2007-06-20 08:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by jimmy.parker06 5 · 1 0

Mrs. Prude your so old school but it good because you bring up good point. you go girl make the yahoo answers a better place.

2007-06-20 08:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by gia00601 3 · 1 1

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