Hmmm, maybe this little story might cheer you up......
I was in the bread section of the grocery store minding my own business working on what was a rather difficult decision for me. I was trying to make up my mind on rather I wanted a loaf of white bread, or a loaf of whole wheat bread.
I was minding my own business, working on this impossible for myself to figure out decision when an absolutely beautiful woman approaches me and introduces herself to me. Before I knew it, she was making all sorts of amorous advances towards me. I mean she was flirting with me BIG TIME. Not wanting to get on her bad side, I said "Sweetheart, what in the world are you up to?" And she said "I can't help it baby, I'm really going for you. Infact, I think I'm in love with you!" I said "That's real sweet of you, but haven't you already got a boyfriend?" And she said "I've got ten boyfreinds." I said "Did you say you have ten boyfriends?" And she said "That's right, I said I have ten boyfriends" And I said "All told?" And she said "No, not all of them." And I said "I don't understand, what do you mean?" And she said "Well, one of them kept his mouth shut!"
2007-06-20 08:33:20
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answered by Mike M. 7
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whats wrong y the long face come on b happy cheer up theres more than life than just being sad all the time. Go get icecream or sumthin to cheer up ur day or mayb go swimming at the lake or in the pool if u have one. swim wit eny1 thats around u thats what i did 2 day but i laid out first then i got in the pool wit my brothers friend and then my cuz and my bro joined us i had fun.
hope that helped given u all wishes 2 ya
Good Luck!!! :)
2007-06-20 08:26:25
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answered by Sasso's Babygirl 2
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aww we cant have that then, its cos of the bad weather, it is gonna be sunny soon, then it will be surfing time (if you do serve that is, personally i dont)
here have a joke
a woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
lol, i did my (pathetic) best
2007-06-20 08:04:23
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answered by Anonymous
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this may well be exciting because of the fact I asked the comparable question and Yahoo bumped off it and spanked me ten factors. Now to respond to little ones enjoying. My infant Granddaughter cooing. My spouse. And my young little ones. How geese walk. My dogs . And now the dark edge ,whilst my boss messes up and he won't be able to lay the blame on every person else.
2016-10-18 04:04:05
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answered by ? 3
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If you come just a little closer, I can reach you with this marker.
Should it be a smiley face?
Try to cheer up. Nothing is ever as bad as we think it is.
2007-06-20 07:45:33
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answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7
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only 2 days left till the weekend!! That has got to be worth a smirk at least!!
2007-06-20 07:45:17
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answered by gingajen 3
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Just two more days to go for the weekend...maybe see a movie or go to a restaurant or find a hot date???
2007-06-20 07:48:52
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answered by Pandora 5
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Aww thats no good, well it was my daughters birthday on saturday she was two, i;m taking my other daughter to a Dr Who day at the Borders on Saturday.
2007-06-20 07:44:56
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answered by superliftboy 4
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A horse walks into a bar
Bartender says, "why the long face"?
Yeah its lame, but it always makes me laugh!
2007-06-20 07:44:55
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answered by *Droogie* 5
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I could try.
I might not be sucsessful tho.
Im staring at you know with a odd grin=/
That usually makes people laugh=](try it sometime)
Cheer up!
2007-06-20 07:48:35
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answered by victoriaaa 3
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