6'9", 490lbs, and her breath smells like a dead Rhino. What's not to love?
2007-06-20 07:18:23 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I would stay with your wife and not marry the other woman but keep her on the side. For one thing, you could not afford to buy food for the woman of your dreams if you married her. It would be way too expensive.
If your wife ever walks in on you and her, hide yourself in the fat folds of your gf and have her breathe on your wife and knock her out. Then you can carry your wife home and tell her it was all just a nightmare...
You are living the dream, Dude, living the dream.
2007-06-20 12:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you should tell your wife you want a divorce or at least an open marriage. If only because the genetic masterpiece that will be your offspring from this woman online will be a real specimine to be admired and worshipped for centuries to come.
P.S. did you meet her on eHarmony? That Dr. Neil Warren Clark is awesome!
2007-06-20 07:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by mrtcrownaffair 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Before you blame her for the smell check yourself.the dead rhino smell maybe coming from your sweaty b.
2007-06-20 07:35:04 · answer #3 · answered by miraclehand2020 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strap a 2by4 to your back side so not to fall in little boy.. Now back to watching Noggin Jacks big music show is on..
2007-06-20 07:31:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby, I said that in order to party with an animal you had to ditch the wife. Or buy me expensive jewelry.
LOL.
Erk.... um... hubbies... I can explain... It's not that I'm a polygamist, I just like collecting husbands & rings...
2007-06-20 07:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure your sweaty buttox and her dead rhino breath would knock eachother out.
2007-06-20 07:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Were you dropped on your head multiple times as a child? Or did your mom drink while you were in the womb?
2007-06-20 07:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by RedRabbit 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahh this explains why you've been out of a job for a while. LOL
Thanks for the laugh :)
2007-06-20 07:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by cnn360coffeebubbles 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go for it man! Go get married to her right now. Go elope! She sounds like she's made for you, you guys can be sweaty together. LOL! Love it.
2007-06-20 07:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by Chelsea L 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
With you and your sweaty buttocks, I don't know how you all could be wrong for each other... I don't normally say this but this is your destiny...
thanks for the laugh.
2007-06-20 07:25:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋