Bad day...... bad, bad day...................
2007-06-20 04:55:48 · 37 answers · asked by *Droogie* 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Two Cannibals were eating a clown. One turned to the other and said "does this taste funny to you."
2007-06-20 04:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by hutmikttmuk 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A guy from the hills of virginia goes in to his doc. He tells the doctor that he and his wife have 10 kids and don't want anymore because they can't afford a bigger bed. he asks the doc how much a vasectomy would cost. The doc tells him $5000.00 the guy says doc, I cain't afford that. So the doc tells him he can get one for free if he does exactly what he tells him to do. The guys says ok. So, the doc says, put a cherry bomb in a coke can, light the fuse, hold it up to your ear and count to ten. The guy looks at the doc and says, now doc, I aint too bright, but I do know that my ear aint the problem. The doc says , trust me it will work. So the guy goes home, grabs a coke can, puts a cherry bomb in it, lights the fuse, holds it up to his ear and starts counting with his left hand, one, two, three, four, five, at this point he puts the can between his legs and with his right hands counts, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.........
2007-06-20 05:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by randy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!
Today is a wonderful day, are you aware of that fact? Well I'll tell you something, - I am.
Just pretend nothing happened, go have a nice bath and eat some toast.
It's the only realistic thing one can do in this sort of sitiuation.
Luv ya
2007-06-20 05:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by neonfear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to youtube.com and search for 'laughing baby'. It should be the first video that comes up. The baby is wearing a blue bib. It is so funny - makes me laugh whenever I am having a bad day. Hope it cheers u up :-)
2007-06-20 04:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by lucy t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear about your bad day!
Take a long walk and think your problem out!
I will pray your day gets better !
2007-06-20 05:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw your previous picture, you looked great. no need for a bad day. you go out and have some fun like you deserve too. and take care of yourself. good days!
2007-06-20 04:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by 5han3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a joke:
Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."
The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
2007-06-20 05:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well swizzle my shazizzle sweetie, ya gots to shake off this creep thing thats a hangin on ya.
2007-06-20 05:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by SALSA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold on... You will get through it! Listen to Little Wonders, but something Thomas..
2007-06-20 04:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY YOU.....I KNOW WHAT BAD DAYS ARE ALL ABOUT !!! AND GUESS WHAT THEY GO AWAY...IF YOU LET THEM !!! FROM YOUR PIC YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND SHOULDN'T LET A BAD DAY DEPRIVE ALL OF US OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL SMILE!!!! HERE...TAKE A BIG HUG FROM ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS HERE!!!(hug hug hug hug.....1million hugs later....2 million billion hugs later....)
2007-06-20 05:02:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋