2007-06-20 04:33:19 · 33 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: 'The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don't ya' think?'
2007-06-20 04:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Lose control of your bowels 2. Smoke 3. Never end the interview with a hug that is an excuse to put a Kick Me sign on the back of the interviewer 4. Swear 5. Come packing heat. 6. Bring along a friend 7. Lie 8. Cry 9. Wear a revealing bikini (tho, this depends on the job) 10. Exaggerate your abilities or qualifications
2016-05-20 10:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do I "have to" dress up?
does your insurance cover operations?
"I'm pregnant, how long do I have to stay on the job before I get benefits, and can I return to my job?"
"John Smith works here, he's my "new" boyfriend, and we were out last night in the bar and he suggested I apply here".
"Can I make long distance calls from here?"
"Can I use the internet when I'm not busy?"
How many sick days can I get?
"I have a part time job, it's on the net, and you can find my website at sexybabe.com....wink wink...I didn't know if I should list it on my resume or not"
"I don't like to work for women, will my boss be a woman?"
"do you have any cute men working here?"
"I don't fit the requirements for your job but I thought I'd apply anyway."
2007-06-20 04:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So how often do I get breaks anyway and do you have newspapers in the bathrooms?
If I have family over for hours on end, is that ok?
Hey, if I want to take every other Tuesday off for drug counseling that's cool right?
I can't read, can you help me with this?
No, I can't lift anything, I don't like to work hard.
CONVICTED? No never CONVICTED.
Would you mind if I didn't read the policies? I don't follow them anyway.
I hate supervision! You don't have any of THOSE people do you?
2007-06-20 07:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by JC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Is this interview almost over? I left my 2 and 3 year old out in the car."
2007-06-20 05:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Pinkie Time to Take over the World 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And I've never stolen anything in 6 months-I've gotten better and my habit of following girls to their car in the dark parking lot is almost gone!
2007-06-20 04:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mums just gonna email you why I'm such a great candidate for the job oh and BTW shes gonna practically live in my office!
2007-06-20 04:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by Fia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This looks like a dead end job
2007-06-20 04:35:38 · answer #8 · answered by malcolmg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I forgot my portfolio but if you look at my Ipod theres some pictures in there---I just have to skip over the ones where I am drunk, hold on...
2007-06-20 04:48:17 · answer #9 · answered by KD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may need to take some vacation right away. My sentencing is tomorrow and I don't know how long I'll be gone.
2007-06-20 04:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by kermit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋