what is the best excuse if you were absent without any reason for it but being absent because you woke up late..?
2007-06-20 01:07:00 · 7 answers · asked by PuSSyCaTdUmB 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
"I woke up late"
Seriously, lying is not a good idea. There's an old joke that has floated around the Internet for years. It illustrates the problem with lying! Here it is:
Final Test
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an “A” so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time—however, after all the hardy-partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to the University of Virginia for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.
The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. “Cool,” they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, “this is going to be easy.” Each finished the problem and then turned the page.
On the second page was written: “(For 95 points): Which tire?”
2007-06-20 01:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by yankeeteacher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK... Here we go... I was on my way and the ground started to shake. It made me drop my books and when I bent down to pick them up the ground opened beneath me and I slid down a long tunnel. At the bottom was a girl named Alice who tried to get me to take drugs... you know that one pill makes you bigger one pill makes you small line that all drug dealers use. Anyway I could have still been here on time but I felt it was necessary to lecture Alice on the dangers of taking someone else's medication then I had to find my way out of the tunnel and report Alice to the police... This WILL work unless you rode in a car... then your screwed.... WELL that was fun. Got anymore projects for me to do?
2007-06-20 08:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by Michael N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I attended the school for maximum days if compared to the students of my class.
Even I have 1 best excuse
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----------We must not lie but by considering the situation -------------we must say that I had a severe Headache
2007-06-20 08:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Truth....
2007-06-20 08:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by troubled1367 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the truth.
2007-06-20 08:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doctors appointment
2007-06-20 08:11:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
food poisoning. works every time.
2007-06-20 08:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by Seven Signs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋