What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Answer 1

i was on the tram and it was really packed with all these guys from the school nearby and i had to take a crap really badly but i had to hold on till i got home.

I could feel the worst thing about to happen, my face was going all red and my hand went really sweaty and i tried to hold on But i let rip the biggest bloody fart that you have ever heard. It was just all silent and i got off completely mortified and i walked the rest of the way home embarrased to the bone and about to kill myself.

What added to the situation was that i knew i still had to take the tram with the same bloody people the next day and every bloody day after that!

OH GOSH, kill me now : s

Answer 2

Most embarassing moment of my life.

Hmm, that's an easy one.

My wedding day: After the ceremony, we went out in the courtyard to get our wedding pictures taken.

My wife at the time wanted them in front of the huge fountain there, so that's where everyone gathered.

She felt she didn't look lovely enough for the pictures so she returned back inside to freshen her make-up and make sure her hair looked perfect. Well... she took FOREVER and everyone was quite annoyed at waiting for her.

She knew this and started rushing, came running out and sprinted over to where we were standing which wasn't a great idea as *just* before she reached us, she stepped on her skirt, tripped and took me out. Into the fountain pool I went, head first.

Everyone in my wedding part, including my best friend laughed so hard. I was embarassed, but ended up laughing at myself anyway... trying to laugh it off.

Needless to say, we didn't get our wedding photos done right then - I had to go change and dry my clothes, my hair... and the photographer had other appointments so he never even did them that day because we took so long.

Accidents happen, it was highly embarassing but I suppose it was also one of those things that made it unforgettable. lol

Answer 3

gosh, no one will read this but I tell ya anyways...

I was in highschool, the first assembly of the year. it was hot, and I was wearing an old style uniform with a zip down the front, which was a handmedown from like 10 years ago. I was embarrased to be wearing it, so I put a jumper on.. but thats not the problem...

it was soooo hot.... and the hall was full of hot kids and there wasnt enough air, I was standing near the door, but refused to take my jumper off no matter how hot it got.

The next minute I wake up on the floor. I had fainted. the teachers lead me outside and give me adrink of water....

BUT THATS NOT ALL

after the assembly at lunch my older sister walks up to me... she says

"did you hear about the idiot 3rd former who fainted in assembly apparently she slid down the wall and her dress ended up around her waist.... but I didnt see her all I heard was the big groan she made when she fainted....."

OMG I was RED!! and I never lived it down. lucky I was skinny back then!!

Answer 4

Actually there are two, 1.) It was lunch break, I was at school then wearing my high school uniform when suddenly a strong wind came that my skirt went up.Everyone who was at the hallway saw my underwear...lol..from then on, I wear short shorts under my skirt...lol...2.) I was going home(still in high school) I was gonna ride a jeep(philippines) when the jeep suddenly move, I was hanging on in a bar and standing without thinking about my skirt going up.I was a bit scared because i might fall off.I was with a friend then(I was the first one to ride)....lol

Answer 5

At my old job I crank called a coworker and she thought I had called in a bomb threat. I worked at a bank headquarters so we were required to search the entire building for this "bomb" while the entire time I knew that it was my crank call that got this started.

They traced the number back to my cell phone, I thought that I was going to die when they called me into the office. I thought not only am I going to loose my job but I am going to go to jail as well. But I hadn't done anything wrong, it was her word against mine and I really didn't call in a threat, she just misheard me.
I didn't get arrested or fired. I kept my job but I was so embarrassed from then on out.

Answer 6

I was trying to be cute in front of an officer, and I fell down a flight of stairs in front of my apt. complex, in four inch hills. The officer just looked at me…didn’t even help me up. Then (at the time I didn’t have a car) I missed my bus. I ended up not going to school…I had to call all my teachers & tell them that I wasn’t coming to class.

Answer 7

when I was in the second grade.We were doing a play about the planets for the first graders.I was Saturn and we were all orbiting the sun.Mars tripped me and I feel down. As I was falling I heard one of the first graders say,"look Saturn fell out of orbit!"

Answer 8

Getting a piggy back ride from a guy wearing a grey shirt while I was wearing a skirt. I got down from his back and had started my period all over his back! Oh no! I deserve ten points for putting *that* on the internet. lol

Answer 9

I was fresh out of the Navy...my friends gave me a homecoming party and got me drunk...stripped me naked...and set me afloat in a small boat in King Harbor in redondo Beach...three in the morning I was picked up by the harbor patrol....no clothes, no money, no i'd. ...did I have some explaining to do ??!!!

Answer 10

My ex said he wanted to have a child with me, so we tried to get pregnant. YET when he found out that I was pregnant, he ran away with the circus. I am so serious. The circus was in town, and when they packed up and left, he was with them. Worse yet, my mother laughed at me. She said, "I told you that freak looked like someone that would run away with the circus, but you didn't listen to me." He came back nine days later, but I dumped him anyway.