If you could create a new Decalogue, for any area of life, what would YOUR Ten Commandments be :) ?

Question

Thank you for your answer! :) Have a wonderful day! :)

Answer 1

1. Thou shalt from here on out count with letters.
B. Thou shalt always take a penny from the take a penny tray.
C. Thou shalt pay homage to yourself.
D. Thou shalt forsake all that has forsaken you.
E. Thou shalt only shout when you can't be heard.
F. Thou shalt refrain from smoking at the beach.
G. Thou shalt give the devil his due.
H. Thou shalt corrupt only when corrupted.
I. Thou shalt speak of others as they speak of you.
J. Thou shalt knit yourself some nice mittens.
K. Thou shalt lay blame on the one who borrowed your car.
L. Thou shalt feed your children's fish when they forget.
M. Thou shalt bring me a gift certificate instead of a sacrifice.
N. Thou shalt not salt that which is over salted.
O. Thou shalt dig a tunnel to China.
P. Thou shalt absolve the sins of your pets.
Q. Thou shalt forgive the aliens in your head.
R. Thou shalt smile when life tells your mind not to.
S. Thou shalt purr in the face of defeat.
T. Thou shalt give in when you get something in return.
U. Thou shalt shalt leave the ball for the others and you leave the game because you are losing.
V. Thou shalt put me on your Christmas card list.
W. Thou shalt only worry when worry comes to you in need of attention and a quick scratch behind the ears.
X. Thou shalt listen only when hearing.
Y. Thou shalt avoid mardia gras, large headed, paper mache', side show freaks, with large hands, and twisted developement, and special abilities that scare you unless it turns you on.
Z. Thou shalt stop using letters as references and go back to numbers so you don't lose your place on yahoo answers and stay in line with the question at 10.

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Answer 2

I. Thou shalt always keep your fly up
II. Thou shalt remember to put the lid down
III. Thou shalt not eat healthy hippie foods
IV. Honor your promises
V. When a friend is in need, move them bodies!
VI. Thou shalt honor thy WIngman Commitments
VII. Thou shalt not be caught reading women's magazines
VIII. Rember to honor the Holy Day of Super Bowl
IX. Though shalt pay thy bro's with beer for any task taking more than two hours
X. Remember thy Girlfriend/Wife's Birthday nad Anniversaries.

Answer 3

Commandments 1-10 would all be the same:

Thou shalt be more compassionate towards your fellow human beings and all the life forms on Earth. (that oughta do it for just about any situation)

Answer 4

For Yahoo Answers:

1. Thou shalt not answer in a non-responsive manner. "You are an idiot" is seldom responsive to the question.

2. Thou shalt not use rude and offensive language. If thou art not clear on what is rude or offensive, thou shalt err on the side of caution.

3. Thou shalt not put thy question in any category other than that to which it properly belongs, or to thy best approximation thereof.

4. Thou shalt take care that thy question is actually phrased in the form of a question.

5. Thou shalt not write a question for the purpose of raising a ruckus. Thou mayst indeed raise such a ruckus, but thou shalt not have that as thy sole purpose.

6. Thou shalt not ask a factual question unless thee hast first searched the database diligently. Thy brethren grow weary of answering the same question over and over.

7. Thou shalt not ask thy question unless thee sincerely wishes to have an answer.

8. Thou shalt diligently attempt to phrase thy question in a way that does not suggest only one answer is acceptable. Those of you in "jokes and riddles" may have a dispensation.

9. Thou shalt not answer a question solely for the purpose of gathering two points.

10. Thou shalt not advocate illegal or disgusting practices in thy answer. If thee is uncertain as to the nature of thy answer in this regard, thou shalt err on the side of caution.

Answer 5

1 the bartender is always right
2 if you break it you buy it
3 you kill it you clean it and eat it
4no slave tradeing
5the one with most money buy,s the drinks
6make sure the gun is loaded
7make sure you have extra ammo
8make sure there is gas in the car
9have a good day
10 if you have any doubts refer to commandment 1