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of any given year... and can you prove it?

2007-06-19 18:51:59 · 15 answers · asked by jedi knight 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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well i believe i was in a fun room with white padded walls, it was so fun, they put a special shirt on me so i would have more fun, and then i just got to run into the walls all day... or was it night? or both? anyway it was cool... but then they wouldn't let me do it anymore.... it was so unfair... and then we went to the circus, but we ran away from the clown because the clown was scary and then we got some blue fairy floss and ate it.... i was nowhere near the ... 'sorry what was that.. oh ok...' yeah that was my lawyer, he said to tell you that my people will contact your people... oh just a sec... "what? the which one? the fifth? what's that...? well shouldn't you know? oh ok ... fine..." oh and he also says i have to plead the fifth amendment... anyway...

2007-06-19 19:30:33 · answer #1 · answered by Random one 4 · 0 0

I'm guilty of taking a whiz and leaving a big dump. I do that every August the 8th(the same as any other day). Go ahead, and just try to find the evidence, I dare you!

2007-06-20 02:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 0 0

o i know I'm guilty but u will never take me alive so I'm going to fabricate a extremely believable alibi anyway.

( sits around campfire that just happened to appear inside the police station's interrogation room )
It was a cold and stormy night. And....

I was happily inside watching a great episode of south park. now that I'm on the subject do you think that otters will ever evolve to try and destroy humanity?

2007-06-20 02:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by Sorta Undead 3 · 0 0

sitting in my car waiting on triple A to tow me away from the scene, er, I mean the place. I am not guilty, I promise, do you believe me or should I keep talking

2007-06-20 02:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0 0

I don't remember where I was last week. In the past year it would probably be good odds I was here.

2007-06-20 02:05:23 · answer #5 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0 0

10 years ago I got married on that day and usually celebrate our anniversery on that day. and yes I can prove it.

2007-06-20 01:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by pooh 6 · 0 0

Ummm...I was doing something worse that day, so I guess i will plead guilty for this one. yes I did it.

2007-06-20 01:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by ChessPlayer 2 · 0 0

I plead the 5th!

2007-06-20 01:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by donaldblake2007 4 · 0 0

ok2 I did it, alright!

it was ME!!!

I just can't take the guilt anymore!

but I wasn't alone...
certain jedi knight was with me too!

2007-06-20 01:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by Disturbed-Individual 2 · 1 0

that is my brother in law's birthday!!! probably partying at his house

2007-06-20 01:54:22 · answer #10 · answered by RocKsTaR 6 · 0 0

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