can someone tell me a funny joke that isnt like forever long though....best joke gets 10 pts
2007-06-19 18:27:50 · 13 answers · asked by Crazy_Wanderer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
2007-06-19 18:32:44 · answer #1 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A red-head, blonde, and a brunnette get put in jail on the death sentence. they are put next to a wall to be shot. the red head is up first. right before the trigger is pulled she screams "Tornado!!!" everybody freaks out and it gets chaotic enough for her to run away. next, the brunette. before she gets shot she yells "Earthquake!!!" and silently makes her escape. The blonde got the idea. when it was her turn, the officer with the gun said "ready, aim-" "Fire!!!" shouts the blonde.
get it? hope it wasn't too long and no offence if you are blonde
2007-06-20 01:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this isn't a joke but a happening. I am known as a somewhat crass person especially to those stuffed shirts you see in business and when I get on the elevator they actually pretend I am not there. So if available I will launch a raunchy air biscuit and say... (How do you like me now you stuffed shirt!) Then get off on the next floor and push every button as I leave.
2007-06-20 01:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A duck walks into his local convienience store and starts shopping. He goes and grabs a few items and places them on the counter. As the regular cashier rings him up the duck asks "can I have a pack of condoms also" because they keep them behind the counter. The cashier says back "sure, you want me to put them on your bill?" The duck replied "no, I know where to put them."
2007-06-20 01:33:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde keep smiling in the lightening storm??
She thought she was getting her picture taken!
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How do you support Wild Life?
Throw a party!
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count from 1 - 60
I just wasted a minute of your life!
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A bus crashed and every single person died ....Who survived?
The married people.
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2007-06-20 01:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by Splash♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here jff: http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/media.asp?file=001
2007-06-20 01:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Gepetto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pirate walks into a bar with his ship wheel in his pants.
the bartendar asks him, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"
the pirate say's, "arrr. it's driving me nuts"
2007-06-20 01:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by Veronica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a pervert?
A pickpocket snatches watches.
2007-06-20 01:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
2007-06-20 01:39:32 · answer #9 · answered by chicknamedsam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my schrink said he thought i was going crazy..i said doc i would like to get a 2nd opinion..he says..alright your ugly too!!!
2007-06-20 01:32:16 · answer #10 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋