Holiday
Neanderthal
Favorite
Distinguished
Lazy
2007-06-19 16:50:00 · 8 answers · asked by KellyB 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
"Doc Holiday, git your lazy carcass in heah! Ya left yer bunsen burner a-burnin' in yo labertary an' now they's a far what needs distinguished!", fumed Festus.
"Festus, you neanderthal.", shot back Doc, "It's not 'distinguished.' Have you ever heard of a fire 'DIS-inguisher'? It's 'EX-tinguished. You 'EX-stinguish' a fire. You don't 'DIS-tinguish a fire. You use a fire 'EX-stinguisher' to 'EX-tinguish' a fire. Say it with me, 'EX-tinguish', 'EX-tinguish'..."
"EX-tinguish... DIS-tinguish... Well, I guess it don't really matter none, now. While yew been a-yammerin, yer whole dad-blamed house done burnt to the groun'! Evahthins gone. Includin' yer favorite pitcher of me. ...Now who's the neanderthal?!"
2007-06-19 18:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lazy tomcat sneaked into the distinguished witch castle. The witches had taken his only magical item - his favourite blanket!
It was his luck that he could find a Neanderthal that could do magic or else he would be dead for that blanket was his master's and he had to return it in due time. The Neanderthal had come for a holiday and the tomcat had told him his story. The Neaderthal had agreed to help him on his quest by removing the spells on the castle so that the tomcat could sneak in but he had a condition of which the tomcat decided to cheat on.....the thing the tomcat didn't know was that, the Neanderthal was a nine-life enchanter disguised as a Neanderthal.
What was going to happen?
2007-06-19 18:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by Yuppy kid! =P Roxzzz.... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lazy Neanderthal went on holiday with his favorite, distinguished uncle.
2007-06-19 16:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lazy distinguished neanderthal picked his favorite holiday.
2007-06-19 16:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by mle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite lazy neanderthal won't be able to attend the next distinguished holiday affair as he is too lazy to!
2007-06-19 16:56:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're a distinguished,lazy Neanderthal, every day is your favorite holiday.
2007-06-19 17:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Understood 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I spent my favorite holiday spending time with this distiunguished, yet lazy, neanderthal.
2007-06-19 16:55:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i shouldve spent my holiday with you. You distiguished but lazy freakin neanderthal. or to shorten it.
Your so ugly youre not worth time with. or even shorter.
Its not human.
2007-06-19 21:05:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋