A guy walks into a bar with his dog, both sit up to the bar..the guy tells the bartender my dog can talk and understands English..bartender decides to test it out..she hands the dog a dollar and tells him to go get a newspaper and bring it back..the dog took the dollar and scampers out..
An hour goes by and the dog still hasnt returned..the bartender claims fraud!..so the guy goes, 'this is not like him, id better go look.' The guy searches all around, then finally walks down the alley behind the bar and sees his dog- whos gingerly humping away on a female dog..
Shocked he says, "DOG, ive never seen you do that before"!!
the dog turns to him and says "well, ive never had money before"...
2007-06-19 16:26:34 · 8 answers · asked by cindy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well if you dont have a sense of humor 'just curious' , its probably not~
2007-06-19 16:34:58 · update #1
LMAO!! that is cute!
2007-06-19 16:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by letzztry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-20 03:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have been Bryan from Family Guy.
2007-06-19 16:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, Dog is getting some.
2007-06-19 16:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute..I could almost picture my dog Max doing that!
2007-06-19 16:29:46 · answer #5 · answered by deb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhHAHA!! Bad doggy!!
2007-06-19 16:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by LostSock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny
2007-06-19 16:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by just curious 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
gay
2007-06-19 16:31:24 · answer #8 · answered by Julia 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋