2007-06-19 16:00:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Got really drunk last night after the superbowl,now I can't find my car.
2007-06-19 16:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by Tazz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dog got ran over by a car. Then I went on the Internet and looked up animal accidents, found a pic of a dog that had- had a little " accident", gave it to him, and he believed it. I actually was able to take another three days off.
2007-06-19 23:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Migraine
2007-06-19 23:05:06 · answer #3 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 4 feet of snow in my 100 ft. driveway worked!!!
2007-06-19 23:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Y2K
Consumption
Syphillis
Sports Hernia
Crabs
2007-06-19 23:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The storm last night knocked over a tree and it's blocked me in my garage.
2007-06-19 23:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by WestCoastin4Life 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
throwing up blood is a good one,
or Ive caught that 24 hour bug that's going round,
food poisoning,
diarrhea
2007-06-19 23:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by kel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diarrhea, definitely
2007-06-19 23:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Karen Walker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the phone, call in, get a waterbottle full of oatmeal, maybe a fart machine, and squeeze it into the toilet, making the apppropriate sound effects, and "boss, im sick, i cant even get off the toilet...."
2007-06-19 23:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anon omus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just having a little fun
2007-06-19 23:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by Georgia babe 4 sure !!! <3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋