Do you like practical jokes - if so what's the best one you ever pulled on someone?

Answer 1

In this family it's an art form. I've had allot of good moments but I got Katy girl perty good when she was 16! The old bed moving trick. (At that age she hated mud with a passion.) So after she went to sleep - me, my bro and uncle very carefully carried her bed out and set it beside the creek. When she tried to get out of bed, she fell rite in that muddy creek. ////// But of course it wasn't long after that, I had an important interview to go to and was wearing a suit, set down in my truck and realized the seat was soaked, went to the interview with a soaked backside. My bro woke up in a mess of honey and uncle drove around town getting funny looks until he realized he had vibrators glued and sticking out from his bumper with a sign that said "I like tailgating". So she got us back.

Answer 2

I ADORE them, but only nice ones! Ya know, a bit cheeky, but not too mean. This is probably a dumb answer, but here goes. (I am NOT embarrassed, I'm very proud, but it sounds dumb.) I'm a professional clown, on the side now. But there are many kinds. The white-faced, for instance, are kinda mean to the audience. The kind of clown that I am, though, makes practical jokes on themselves, and THAT is why people laugh. So, even though I've been quite the prankster all my life, I like best, the practical jokes played on myself. Then EVERYBODY gets a good laugh, and there are no hard feelings! Win, win! Yeah!

Answer 3

I had just been reassigned to the P.E. Dept. at my school after 18 yrs. as a locally and nationally recognized classroom teacher.

*They hated my guts:

**I innovated.

**The kids and parents were very supportive.

**I worked the kids at least three times harder than the other classes, AND I did some of the workouts with the kids, (even though I was in my mid-40's), not exactly the "donut eating" type, I guess ...

I walked into the P.E. office one day after a school board meeting; and, while holding a local newspaper, announced that I had been recognized by the school board for my positive innovations in Physical Education within the school district, and that I had received a plaque honoring my achievement.


*After I had made sure that I had seen the incredulous looks of shock on each of the teachers' faces, I said, "APRIL FOOLS!"

**The staff laughed hysterically for about five minutes ...

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Answer 4

Love them. The best one ever was while I was a sales rep at a copier company. One of the repairmen was always pulling pranks on me...so I just did my homework and held back for a while. Once I came up with the scenario, I had the local radio station pull the stunt on the morning show.

A businessman calls from his office, he has been traveling, and his secretary has pointed something rather alarming to him. He owns a xxx copier and every time he makes a copy, it says SCREW YOU on it. He has since learned that his model copier has a drum that can be scratched...and if scratched, will show up on every copy. He wants to know if he's the one who did this to his copier. (keep in mind...this guy only repaired a certain brand, and this is his brand...so it has to be him) He continues to ask him why he would do such a thing....the repairman is stumped....uh uhhhh uh. Then the businessman says "How would you like it if I came down there and put screw you on your forehead? I mean, screw you, screw you, screw you....it's like it's mocking me!!!"

Answer 5

Two friends and I once took a guys VW bug (the original one) apart and reassembled in his bedroom. And in High school we took the tires off the chief of polices car and hung them from the schools flag pole. (can't be touched, the statute of limitations is L O N G over) The best one was putting a speaker down the toilet in the camp ground and when people went in, I'd give them a minuet or two and then say things like "HEY get outta my light I'm reading down here, or Watch it, I'm painting."

Answer 6

HA!!! Not sure if this is considered practical or not

My husband was hanging a bird feeder on the porch and predrilling the holes and using them cup holder hooks....well he predilled and I was holding the drill....I decided to drill it for a second on his leg...but tested it on my hand first to makre sure it didnt hurt and cut him you know....so..I did didnt hurt my hand so I took the drill and said "Wanna get scr*wed in the a** " he said what and about that time I put the drill on his back pocket and pressed the button.....his shorts got tangled all up in the drill....I about freaked out.....

Learnt my lesson....power tools are not to be played around with and Tammy doesnt need to touch them.

Answer 7

I love practical jokes, and the more elaborate, the better. I've had one going on a friend of mine for a long time. (like .. since 1989) We live about 500 miles apart, so we don't see each other that often.

When I went to visit him for a weekend, I brought a joke gift similar to one he had gotten me. But while he was distracted opening this gift in front of a bunch of friends at a restaurant, I was passing out life sized 'masks' of his face.. They were 8x10 photos I had made and cut out the eyes and put holes in with elastic strings so they could be over the face.

These masks went everywhere! We took pictures of everyone wearing them, putting them on paintings, statues .. anywhere we coudl find. There was an entire bar full of people wearing his face.

Well, the next morning as I'm reloading the camera, he looks at me and says 'Ready?' and then stuck his finger in his nose. What was I supposed to do? I took the picture.

Well, he should have known better than to do that when I own a photo lab. I enlarged it, of course. Sent a 30x40 to his mom so when he went home to visit for Thanksgiving the next year, there was his face on her refridgerator, bigger than life. I also made up a coupld of 'Photo Buttons' .. they were new at the time. and sent one to his hairdresser so she coudl wear it next time he came in for a haircut.

About that time I was working for a film manufacturer, and they were just starting to come out with the machines that would make Christmas cards from your photos.. They needed a negative to test it with.. Guess who had a negative? He got 50 Christmas cards with pictures of him and his finger up his nose. He got them from American Express, Continental Airlines.. Holiday Inn .. Chase Manhattan .. you name it.

I also enlarged this photo and put it in the face of a clock, which he promptly put up in his office over the desk. It amused everyone except his new wife about 5 years later.

I happened to visit them at their new house a few years ago and brought him a computer. It was Thanksgiving weekend and they didn't know I was coming. I happened to open one of five trash barrels outside the building and saw the clock sitting right there on the top! (he had missed the trash pickup that week) I tried to calculate the odds if the missed trash pickup, my happening to open a trash can, having it be the RIGHT trash can, having the clock be on the top ..after not seeing this guy face to face for about three years .. hmmmm.. something told me I wasn't done with the nose picking picture yet. I put the clock in my car and took it home.

I waited about another year before I pulled out the clock again. Color printers were new and not very affordable. Same with scanners. Nobody would EVER suspect that I could make up fake stationery ..I mean .. who would do that?

I sent him a letter that told him that one of his purchases in the month of November had made him eligible in the "VISA - It's Everywhere You Want To Be Sweepstakes" .. and although he hadn't won the $1,000 first prize, he DID win a 'Personalized Time Piece' . All he had to do was call the 800 number on the enclosed card (perforated with the 'keep this portion for your records' part all filled out )

I had a friend in Florida (at that 800 number) who had the clock all ready to ship out (Fedex label and all ) and he had to call her and read off this bogus 'control number' and she would repeat back his name and tell him he won.. so he could sit and wait for his 'personalized time piece'

OK, this got too long. I should just post a few pics of it

Um, yeah. I like practical jokes.

Answer 8

I taped newspaper over a doorway so when someone opens the door they are face to face with a wall. Or you can put plastic wrap over a toilet thats a classic.

Answer 9

I like practical jokes, but they are always pulled on me.......

Answer 10

i love practical jokes, but i'm not clever enough to think of good ones. my teacher told us one time that when he was in high school he put dawn dish detergent in the dishwashers in his home ec. class. he put like two whole bottles in each one (there were 3) and there were so many bubbles that they floodded the hall way. his teacher immedialty knew it was him though! it was hilarious when he told us! :D