2007-06-19 14:30:07 · 15 answers · asked by mary2148 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel. He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time: look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f*ckin' a*s off!"
2007-06-19 14:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate the way the Incas drank it probably had very few calories. The calories come from the sugar, butter, milk, and whatever else we like to mix with it. Mmmmmmm chocolate.
2007-06-19 21:36:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats some sense of humor, the decision must have been
made at the end of a long day with a few hyper peeps that just ate chocolate all day.
2007-06-19 21:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by nemesis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made COCOA BEANS - NESTLE'S made overly caloric chocolate. (Give Nestle's time and they'll probably figure out a way to make LETTUCE excessively high in calories too!)
Ha! ha! ha!
Later Daze! =)
2007-06-19 21:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didn't make the with high calories, people did.
2007-06-19 21:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by Rara 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Because lettuce is good for you and chocolate is not
2007-06-19 21:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by thmsnbrgll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't we're the ones that added the sugars. Take a taste of straight coco sometime. yuck.
2007-06-19 21:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by sharpeilvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To tempt women, but it's ok. The pretty ones survive.
2007-06-19 21:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by oliver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a very good question, when I see him, I´ll ask him
and a thousand other questions like that
2007-06-19 21:33:35 · answer #9 · answered by gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To mess with our heads!
2007-06-19 21:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋