♠ laziness and stupidity development, decreasing interest of girls to u (they feel somehow what you are apt to); torsion and curvature of p; excessive expenses on nutrition; and pubes in your palms – my granny’s warning, LOL!
2007-06-19 14:49:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Pleasure is the most important side-effect of masturbation.
2007-06-19 14:31:15
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answered by Richard B 7
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You don't have to put up with a woman.
You can go to sleep as soon as you are done.
You can have as many as you like in a day and not feel guilty.
You can fall asleep in the middle of one.
Your lady can do it for you.
You can sit on your hand for a while and it feels like your lady is doing it for you.
You can call your hand Michelle when you are married to Amy and your hand doesn't care.
You can use two hands at the same time and neither hand is jealous.
Apparently you go bald, blind and lightning will strike you.
2007-06-19 14:35:05
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answered by tyzack100 2
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No side effects. The weakness is temporary, due to exertion and to temporary depletion of your hormones and endorphins until your body replenishes them.
2007-06-19 14:51:55
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answered by Anonymous
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There are no side affects that i ever heard of from masturbating.
2007-06-19 14:30:45
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answered by Anonymous
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REAL ANSWER!
yeah,you get weak in a sense.your testosterone levels drop immediatly and ...since your brain produced endorphins to give you pleasure,you stuck on a "low" chemically for about an hour.
2007-06-19 15:33:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Hairy Palms!
2007-06-19 14:32:25
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answered by diane b 1
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Eurphoria, Relaxation, a feeling of well being, a slippery hand, a salty taste in yur mouth (If you swallow)
Hummmmm I can't see any downside to masterbating, heck now that ya got me thinkin 'bout it I am gonna toss one off now
2007-06-19 17:15:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Well it makes you sleepy after you orgasm, but I don't really call this a side effect.
2007-06-20 03:02:13
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answered by Pauly W 7
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Well, let's see....
-You'll go blind, get hairy palms, no, no just kidding.
All you'll get is a really good feeling when you ***, you'll probably have to pee afterwards, and it'll boost your immune system, no joke.
2007-06-19 14:34:59
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answered by Anonymous
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