Play the president: edit this statement to suit your needs: "experts doubt that hostile life exists on mars."

Question

you don't only get to veto or approve it, you get to CHANGE it if you like. fair? it doesn't matter. YOU'RE the decider... how many different twists can you put on this statement... "experts doubt that hostile life exists on mars".

go W go.

here are some examples... with the changes made in CAPITAL LETTERS.

experts HAVE PROVEN that hostile life exists on mars. "bombing begins in 20 minutes. heh heh."

OIL COMPANY EXECUTIVES doubt that hostile life exists on mars. "so we're gonna drill a thousand test wells on mars to see if there's oil there. heh, heh."

or, leave it 'as is': experts doubt that hostile life exists on mars. "why the heck would we wanna spend money to explore there? heh, heh."

experts doubt that FRIENDLY life exists on mars. "they're not with us, they're against us. bombing begins in 20 minutes. heh,heh."

and more...

experts proved that hostile life exists on JUPITER. "we have to invade mars to protect martians from the sectarian vahlence that might spread from its neighbor jupiter. shuttles leave in 20 minutes. heh heh."

expert SECRET SERVICE AGENTS have confirmed an INVADING FORCE FROM MARS LANDING IN 20 MINUTES. "heh heh, oh s**t."

Answer 1

Well, if they think that, they misunderestimate me. We can't let terrorists and rogue planets hold this planet hostile. I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know. We can't take the high horse and then claim the low road. [wink] Now you know danged well gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. And I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness. I'm gonna talk about the ideal universe. I've read, I understand reality. I think we all agree. The past is over. I know how hard it is to put food on your family, but I'll look at the budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about, [wink] myself and you're talking about myself, all of us are talking about me. & I put my disreputation on the stick here. We can have victory in the first chapter of the 20th century. [heh heh]

Answer 2

Experts doubt that hostile life exists on Mars, but they are wrong. We have proof that their leader is hostile to the people, & the people are hostile toward each other. It's our duty to remove him, & make Mars a democratic planet. We will employ 100,000 troops, & if necessary, bring Mars to it's knees & then rebuild it with the contractors we've already chosen. We also have proof that Mars is developing nuclear energy for purposes of destroying all neighbouring planets. Imagine a universe in which one planet can stir up more trouble, resentment & hatred that people come to earth & kill our citizens like they did 9/11.

Answer 3

I don't know anything about it but just let me say this about that, wherever our troops are needed we are there and I'm sure Haliburton can help us rebuild a planet just like they did Iraq, I was in their capital Tehran just last week and those terrorists I mean the Queen, let's see where was I, oh yes she supports us all the way like she did the revolution and although experts doubt that hostile life exists on Mars I'm sure with God's help and the continued support of American dummies, sorry I meant to say public. we can insure that hostile life will continue there for ages to come. Thank you all and God Bless America.

Answer 4

Experts refuse to rule out hostile life on Mars - universal support for invasion.

Answer 5

"Experts doubt that hostile life exists on mars."
So i have decided to transfer Guantanamo Bay Security Prison from Cuba to Mars.

Answer 6

They're far too busy trying to stop global warming. It's all that fossil fuel use on Mars by Marsians, you know. That was fun but, Clinton 845834 hasn't been President for a long time now.

Answer 7

"But we are sending the Religous Right there on a special expedition just to make sure."

It will cost $150 Billion dollars with no guarantee anyone will actually leave the Earth and Halliburton will (of course) get all the no bid contracts for the space flight that may or may not ever take place.

Just another example of Bushco protecting America from a surplus of tax dollars.

Good night and God Bless America.

(signed)
GB

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Answer 8

Over-generalizing. definite, many people over the centuries have been saved in line via worry of Hell (even however the heaven and hell determination comes from God so particularly putting on the blame on devil is in itself exaggerating), yet many people additionally certainly have faith in Christianity, come across a possitive message it, or perhaps (fantastically in cutting-part cases) shrink devil's place of their own theology. As a non-Christian, i think of your assertion approximately doubting people could abstain from issues without the potential of hell is very obnoxious. i do no longer have faith in any hell-like place, yet i haven't taken drugs, and that i've got faith i've got accomplished a quite good job of averting unethical habit. there are a number of people who abstain from pre-marital intercourse or intercourse at inquisitive approximately motives different than the potential of eternal punishment.

Answer 9

experts doubt that hostile life exists on mars, but they are still investigating the recently documented death threat they have decoded.

Answer 10

"experts doubt that hostile life exists on mars, but we're still invading to get those WMD's, they're out there... somewhere."