2007-06-19 11:25:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't panic!!
I've just come from Research & Development.
They've perfected their modification of the Human Genome!!!
They've just genetically engineered a full-grown human covered in belly buttons!!!
We're gonna be so rich!!!!
2007-06-19 19:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Relax. Don't panic. This great nation of ours has an inexhaustible navel reserve. We have been stock piling the stuff for years. We have silo bins full of it in Nebraska and Iowa. We will never be belly button lint dependent upon other nations.
2007-06-19 18:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
evidently, the government should call on factories to produce belly button lint instead of major industrial products such as cars and toasters!
2007-06-19 18:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by lysette.oxo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pray to the lint gods for a glorious crop?
2007-06-19 18:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Useless Knowledge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop using dryers, they take all the lint out of clothes, oh and start wearing wool again.
2007-06-19 21:15:19 · answer #5 · answered by White 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a seasonal production schedule. It always goes down in the summer since folks don't wear sweaters.
2007-06-19 18:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by ddpk_bd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We are to make sure that when Production is done, All Areas are CLEAN.
2007-06-19 18:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by sweettoni37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no showers before linting
2007-06-19 18:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spread into other areas of business, dairy is booming so you may wanna look into fingernail cheese manufacturing
2007-06-19 18:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well....if it's down then you aren't checking my hubby's lint. So....add him on your list. It will go up, trust me.
2007-06-19 18:30:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋