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Okay, here's what: My victims would be all the hate-filled, mindless yijits, and this is what I'd do.

Every male over the age of 12 knows what it's like to take a shot to the jewels. There is an immediate lightning flash of blinding pain, which susbsides into a dull ache in the pit of your stomach that lasts about 15 minutes and makes you want to simultaneously throw up and pass out.

We take miscrients, and tie them to an old west hitching post. Each person they've insulted or otherwise wronged gets one good swift kick in the junk, in fifteen minute intervals, just long enough for that feeling to start to go away.

Ready for the best part? After they're done, we then let the general public line up for a turn, at $5 a head. Presto! No deficit!

2007-06-19 13:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well, since you asked....
YOU!
I would first lay you down next to a wall. Hike your feet up the wall and tie them up. I would then tie your hands. I would take a scissors and cut all of your clothes off of you. Just small tears so I could rip them off. Then I would take a feather duster and dust your body ever so lightly. Quick, then fast, quick, then fast.., After you begged for me to stop I would take some water and stand over your head and drop droplets of water toward your mouth. Keep it open! Some would land on your face. OOOh torture. After I was done with that I would take some honey and ever so slowly start to drip it first on to yur thighs. I'd start at your knees and work it closer to your inner thighs. I would then proceed to li.......hey, are you sure you want to hear this? Enough torture yet? Baby? Huh?

2007-06-19 13:43:21 · answer #2 · answered by rock_on 3 · 0 0

Post poll questions in other places. We would need to organize a group of people and start our Poll Section in the Men's Health section.

2016-05-19 23:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably $mitty and Rico and Trevor Felt. Those people are bad to the bone. I would probably beat them with baseball bats to torture them.

2007-06-19 11:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by ESCAPE THE FATE FREAK! 6 · 0 0

I'd torture all the pre-pubescent girls, who think FOB and MCR are the only bands on earth, and that illiteracy and bad grammar, not to mention syntax, are CoOl.
I'd sit them all in a room and make them listen to Agadoo until their heads explode like the aliens in Mars Attacks.

2007-06-19 10:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Chinese water torture on Rico and Smitty until they clean up their act or the rest of their lives whatever comes first.

2007-06-19 11:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0 0

I'll go into graphical detail, Skinhead Charlie.
Here is the fashion I'd commit the act:

First off, I would beat him with a bat repeatedly in the shins, to cripple him. Then I wrap him in rope, as to immobilize him. After which, I'd stick pins in him, one at a time. I'd burn him with cigarettes. I'd anally penetrate him with a broom stick repeatedly. I'd force him to watch Martin Luther King Jr. movies. I'd then pour gasoline on him and torch him, but put him out before death. Then I'd drop him off in Brooklyn with in KKK wear, with a Nazi flag guirilla glued to his hands.

2007-06-19 10:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sandstorm....I would torture him by making him wear an apron and clean the entire house while I belittled him. Then I would make him cook dinner (all from scratch), serve it to me, clean up after me, and then....watch 12 kids (I would invite all the neighbors kids) and entertain them after I gave them all too much sugar. :)

2007-06-19 10:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Smooch The Pooch 7 · 3 0

I wouldn't want to torture anyone.

2007-06-19 10:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Nico 7 · 1 0

Smitty is pretty mch screwed huh?

I wouldn't torture anyone here...I'd go after the R&S folks...LOL!!!

2007-06-19 12:55:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 0 0

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