I saw something similar on SNL once. It seemed like a good idea, they quickly ate the humans :D
2007-06-19 10:15:15 · 17 answers · asked by Nickoo 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
"If we don't eat the polar bears, they will eat us"
I'm stickin to my guns on this one.
:D
2007-06-19 10:19:55 · update #1
I'm giving out free thumbs-up on this question.
2007-06-19 10:21:12 · update #2
But stony. Polar bear women run around naked all day. :D
2007-06-19 10:23:36 · update #3
But shelly.. :-O I"m a ditto head!!@ Surely you don't want to see me shot do you? But yeah, its either us or the polar bears. I think we need to take them out, Rush told me the world wasn't big enough for both of us :D
2007-06-19 10:36:26 · update #4
LOL - I just said the exact same thing to my boyfriend last night and he looked at me like I was crazy! :-) (Yes, I had had a couple glasses of wine and was being sarcastic.) It cracked me up that you just said the same thing... I was talking about how something needs to give man a run for his money so we didn't continue to destroy species and the earth like we're the only ones who matter. He asked me what animal could do this and bears were my first choice -- he thought their lack or opposable thumbs would be a problem though...
If only we could give the bears guns, but teach them to only shoot ditto-heads...
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Noooooooo! ;-) Well, then no, clearly they can't shoot a supporter of the bear coalition. I'll compose a list of people we can possibly agree on and get back to you... Perhaps the list shall just include all politicians, period. :-)
2007-06-19 10:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by shelly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are indexed as separate species yet scientists have encountered the hybrid bears interior the wild. this is distinctive than another artificially created hybrids. What they think is that the polar bears are shifting south and the brown bears are shifting north so as that their variety is now overlapping. As such, the opposition have interbred sometimes. this is an unusual phenomenon interior the wild. They the two developed from the comparable ancestor in accordance to technology. as a results of fact of this they have the comparable everyday call. Now they are the two adapting to the changing climate and environmental situations with the intention to maintain survival. the two bears understand the thank you to scavenge from human refuse, so as that they have got that in the time of problem-loose.
2016-09-28 03:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their world civilization would've collapsed at the end of last Ice Age and they'd have huge caverns carved into the north pole glaciers where they would live a comfortable but ascetic and isolated existence. They would eventually share their refrigeration technology with us so they could benefit from our production facilities and we would use it to create new glaciers for them to expand their territory and reflect more of the suns rays into space in order to stop global warming.
edit: Also they are the first minority to never experience discrimination as the first polar bear the KKK tries to lynch slaughters that areas entire local chapter with one swipe of a giant white and black paw. This striking duality of white and black destroying the reins of oppression ignites a unity movement in the United States, leading to a refreshed active democracy and massive reforms in quality of life areas like labor, health, and welfare.
2007-06-19 10:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by Thomas L 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well since they are so big I'd think they'd quickly eat anything....and if they propagate and multiply anything like humans do....most likely run out of food eventually, then mice would be the dominant species. Yeah Micky. (He's got it all sewed up.)
2007-06-19 10:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by mld m 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Characters on the hit TV show LOST would be perplexed to find a furless ape living on the ice flow where thier plane crash-landed.
2007-06-19 10:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For one Steven Colbert would have been correct in his thinking, bears are the number one threat and the earth would have been much colder. On the bright side, it would give mankind a common enemy, a real enemy.
2007-06-19 10:28:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Our women look MUCH better in there bikinis than any polar bear ever would.
2007-06-19 10:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by BOOM 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Their baby Jesus would have a huge diaper, and their Heaven would be the North Pole with 72 virgin bears in sexy lingerie.
2007-06-19 10:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by CaesarLives 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you posted this question in the wrong forum. It belongs under Food and Drink. You obviously should eat more food while drinking liquor.
2007-06-19 10:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by colorado_df 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are dominant over humans. Hand to paw, we don't have a chance.
The only reason we can kill them is through global warming and guns.
2007-06-19 10:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by powhound 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋