I dont want to disturb them so thats why im in my closet with my laptop and my garden gnome.
2007-06-19 09:29:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh....obviously they dont want to disturb the fairies that are sleeping in your bedroom...and the mermaid is in the living room watching Rachael Ray and you know that Unicorns hate that.....i see that your house is very busy......why dont you play with them.....playing poker with Unicorns is very interesting.....its very amusing to watch them try to pick up the chips with their hooves
2007-06-19 09:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by EA ~ Victorian asylum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I should probably let you know. One of the unicorns, his name is Wigglesworth, he was so tired of that old print you have of the dogs smoking cigars playing poker, that he decided he should form a union of poker playing unicorns. He's really quite friendly. Come out and for Pete's sake don't scare the bunch with your garden gnome!
2007-06-19 09:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea, maybe there friends of the elf's playing twister in my attic but I ain't leaving my house for them cause the gnomes are in the shed drinking home brew again and you really don't want to be around them when there drunk.
2007-06-19 09:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i agree w/ preggers... (no thats her sn) stay away from the drugs... and i hope u r sharpening that gnomes hat cuz u wont have anything else 2 protect ur self w/... unless u keep ur vacume in the same closet... hahaha... anyways... u need a life... come 2 think of it so do i... i have nothing better 2 do than answer stupid questions on yahoo... omg i have just come 2 a sad sad realization... ... ... o well!
2007-06-19 09:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by hersheykissesbca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They heard your house is the place to be..don't worry, they'll leave when they run out of pretzels :D But until then, for your own safety, stay in your closet: poker playing unicorns bite.
2007-06-19 09:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because..the dogs are hogging the poker table
2007-06-19 09:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by ☮Witty Sarcasm♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they wanted to play poker in your closet, but YOU'RE in it. Where else can they play?
And everyone knows that unicorns hate garden gnomes. DUH.
2007-06-19 09:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by Irene \m/. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The light is better in your attic than in your kitchen
2007-06-19 09:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by nethertry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you started the drinking binge a little early today.
2007-06-19 09:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
bring em down and put them on the front porch so the neighbors can enjoy them too,lol
2007-06-19 09:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by bowsgirl1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋