Samantha pointed the pistol at the bartender's left elbow and said, "One sudden move and your funny bone goes kaputie!"
Suddenly through the front door came a pack of wild dogs, growling and barking and bearing their fangs. Surrounding Samantha, Billy the Bartender whispered, "Not so macho now missy, huh?" Then he whistled in a loud cadence.
The dogs all jumped up on tables and stood at attention. Once again Billy whistled a slightly different cadence. Each dog started doing the hustle on the table. When they slid sideways each doberman would make a bark. Together all the barks turned into the tune from Good Golly Miss Molly by Little Richard from 1958.
"OK ya got me," Samantha exclaimed. "I will let you go this one time. But there is a request I have."
"What is it?" Billy asked
"___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________," she said chuckling.
2007-06-19 08:43:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
"... take me home and boink me until I'm bowlegged and I can't see straight!!!" The End!
2007-06-19 08:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Well I just remembered" she said, "What" the bartender said with a smirk on his face. "I have beggin strips in my pocket" she said chuckling. Silence broke out through the bar... and she held out the bad of strips to the dogs which were completely silent now and she... let you finish it
2007-06-19 16:41:18 · answer #2 · answered by Everone says I am Emo, am I? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Next time, I want to see those dogs do the Twist!
2007-06-19 15:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by nita5267 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heck, forget it .... she said chuckling.
P.S. Good Closures are overrated, anyway.
2007-06-19 15:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why the heck, is this question is psychology?....she said chuckling.
2007-06-19 15:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by ~British Boi~ 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
" Let me take these dogs into show business!! "
2007-06-19 15:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by KellyB 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can you housebreak my puppy?
2007-06-19 15:54:49 · answer #7 · answered by bananas4keith 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Put me in a better book."
2007-06-19 15:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by sakicfriend 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"tell me....is it really bacon? ITSS BAACOOOOOOON"
2007-06-19 15:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by imapirateaarr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋