2007-06-19 07:36:49 · 14 answers · asked by abdulshahid a 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
come on down here to texas and let us show you
2007-06-19 07:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You could read up on 14th century history and then live your life like they did. You could lose any sort of common sense. Give praise to the FALSE PROPHET muhammed. Then blindly serve Satan while thinking you are serving in GOD's name. Then you could subjugate, rape, and further demean women because it is your "right".
Before you do any of that, you must choose which you will join. The mujahideen are FIGHTING alongside coalition troops AGAINST the Taliban.
2007-06-19 07:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Eric R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question! I seem to recall that there are recruiting offices in most major cities in California. Then, too, most California public schools will allow the mujahideen to even recruit on campus. It's a weird liberal thing. I can't even pretend to understand it. They're all for peace except as it relates to America's enemies. But then that's only consistant. They're that way about human rights, tyranny and political corruption too. What they protest in America, they support in the rest of the world. What a bunch funny fellows!! :D
2007-06-19 07:46:39 · answer #3 · answered by The emperor has no clothes 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Become a Muslim, sneak into the Mid-East. Then hope they don't kill you before you are accepted or vetted thoroughly. Once accepted you then go out in front of an American military convoy, point an empty AK-47 at the lead vehicle. You will then go to Paradise , you will not pass go, and you will not collect $200 (or drachmas).
2007-06-19 07:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by SgtMoto 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
taliban are not mujahideen and jihad does not mean a muslim freedom fighter. Taliban arent even true muslims. terrorism is not in islam. these are all misconceptions. and guys, go educate ur prejudiced asses.
2007-06-19 07:48:18 · answer #5 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have yourself lobotomized so you can think on the same level. Becoming a muslim would probably be high on the list, too. Then you should go there and get issued your AK-47 so you can spray civilians with bullets and blame it on the US.
2016-05-19 22:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by leigh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're asking the wrong people. Perhaps you need to buy a plane ticket to the Tora Bora region of Afghanistan.
2007-06-19 07:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by Pfo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well first you shove your head up your A** and start munchin'.
Then you throw yourself into a volcano of molten hot magma. And just be glad you died for your own purpose and not at the stake of innocent bystanders you selfish peice of...
2007-06-19 07:50:05 · answer #8 · answered by Danielle W 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just blow something up (I'd suggest putting a firecracker in a soda can) while screaming "Allah'u Akbar" three times.
2007-06-19 07:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Start by completely abandoning common sense.
2007-06-19 07:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋