How many 5 year olds could you fight at once and win?

Question

1) If them came at you all at once?
2) If they came at you 1 at a time in 5 second intervals?
3) If they came at you 2 at a time in 5 second intervals?

The 5 year olds are all untrain average boys. No weapons. A fight to the death.

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHAHA, thanks for the laugh,
ok, so i need more details, are these morbidly obese 5 year olds? or within the normal weight range, if normal weight, if they came at me all at once, i think i could probably fight off three at once, swing my arms around like propellers and get two out of the way, then use my kickboxing moves to take another one out.
if they came at me one at a time in 5 second intervals, i could take all of them out and the same goes for two at a time in 5 sec intervals, kinda like that game hungry hungry hippo, just knock em down as they come

Answer 2

OK first I need to know 1. boys or girls. If girls are they tom boys? 2. Have any of them had any formal training. 3 Do they have older siblings. If yes then brothers or sisters. I need to know how many and how old they are. 3. Are their parents drinkers? 4. How about shoes? What kind of shoes are they wearing. 5. What kind of condition are their teeth in? Are they decayed....they can be pretty sharp. Ok Untrained 5 yr old boys......I really need to know about mom and dad. I think I could take care of a dozen one at a time maybe 10 two at a time. I wont fight to the death...only until I see snot bubbles.

Answer 3

This was asked on 2+2 forums a couple years ago, and it probably was not new even then.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=9&o=14&fpart=all&vc=1

It set up certain conditions
Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

Answer 4

hahaha love this.
If they get a running start its pretty darn hard. Babysitting last week there was a 5 year old and a 7 year old...once they grab your legs theres not much you can do. hahahaha

Answer 5

um not even one.
i have a five year old brother and hes crazy!!
and i was watching after a class of 3 year olds and 4 of them came and brought me down in like 2 minutes...

kay bye.

Answer 6

Even if one comes I will be defeated as I would become emotional being that fighter is sweet child. This is experience of every male with female !!!!!!!!

Answer 7

Bare hands or weapons?

Answer 8

thats something i've never been bored enough to have to figure out.