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Are you b/c of a traumatic experience or
b/c you could not find someone from the the same sex or the ppl u are around
or some other reason. Ppl say u r born like this but it's not true

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. This question was posted but I just changed the words gay & straight

2007-06-19 06:50:08 · 32 answers · asked by For Da Be Dan- Liza p 3 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

BTW it's Adam & Steve, where did this bi@tch Eve come from?

2007-06-19 06:52:11 · update #1

32 answers

I see your point, and I am sure you were not expecting intelligent answers from most straights, in fact they think of themselves as 'normal' and about me as not-normal.

But if a straight person really want to become gay, then they have to apply to the celestial gay deposit bank for a gayness loan.

If approved, they will mortgage their straightness, which will be loaned to a closet queen living in Missouri.

The straight-to-gay transfer candidate will receive a number by Federal Express, which is God's preferred carrier.

Then the candidate needs to dial God's toll free number and enter the 18 digit number in reverse order.

Moments later the straight person will be superficially gay. This is good for getting into chic discos, or for attending dance competitions without being laughed at.

All candidates will pay a gay tax and never grow old. (lol)

2007-06-19 07:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Kedar 7 · 16 0

Nice one. Turnaround is fair play.

BTW - did you know that Adam broke up with Steve? Something about him being caught with the snake.

Anyway - Adam found a cute French guy, so now it is Adam & Yves.

2007-06-19 07:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 3 0

Note to CanProf:

There does not need to be a reason why people are gay either.

Sorry, I am sure you already knew that!

2007-06-19 07:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 4 0

Excellent question

2007-06-19 08:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

We are being naughty this afternoon.....(tsk tsk grin) aren't we? Now now, my Dear, be kind to people but I have reported your first Answerer. That was uncalled for.
Blessings

2007-06-19 08:21:45 · answer #5 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 2 0

...fluke? I know i had absolutely no say in the matter just as i didn't get to choose the color of my eyes or hair.

2007-06-19 10:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by meshellie 2 · 1 0

That's the way I was born--and when I met my first boyfriend, and later my husband--I just melted...

2007-06-19 06:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 5 0

I am the way I was born.

2007-06-19 06:53:22 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 6 0

because i'd rather look at a naked dude...i just think men are hot...the same reason you're gay actually...i like men not women...you like women not men...

2007-06-19 06:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

because the person l fell in love with-just happened to be male.

2007-06-19 06:53:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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