Yes, I am a bad American-George Carlin. Do you agree with him?

Question

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level
governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not
entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about
it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, and neither have you! So, shut
up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you
came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running
from them..
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the
law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff
or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... again?
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!

I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing-Maybe from George Carlin. Thanks for the web-site, however, in my actual opinion, I merely stated Geore Carlins name for credit purposes, so as not to claim them as my own words. It actually makes no difference who said or wrote it. The words just happen to be the truth, in my opinion.

Answer 1

I'm surprised George Carlin is able to stand up what with all the drugs he has done over the years and with his lack of morales, no, I don't think he would say most (if any) of the above.

I think he is a funny guy, and he points out things that are blatantly obvious, and he is anti-PC, which I admire him for, but his politics couldn't be further from the above methinks.

A REAL Bad American.

Answer 2

Too bad George Carlin never said any of that.

He did a parody of this list called "I'm a BAD Republican."

Carlin is more leftist if anything, and opposed to organized religion. He is most outspoken about the stupidity of average Americans and the ridiculousness of Christianity in our modern world. I suggest you really look at things Carlin has said.

Answer 3

I don't think George Carlin said these things. Maybe he agrees with some.

gw

Answer 4

NOPE!

George Carlin for president 08!

Answer 5

I heard this many years ago (maybe 2002 or 03), but it was attributed to Ted Nugent! Either way, I agree with it 100%. I especially like the part about....."I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running
from them."

Answer 6

I like George Carlin and I think he makes some good points. Then I realize he is a former coke addicted comedian. Good role model!

The only flag should be the American flag. So please do me a favor and get rid of your Dale Earnhardt and dixie flags.

Answer 7

I am proud to be a bad American----I'm proud to be able to call you my friend xenypoo------proud that George Carlin is an American legend.

Answer 8

DO the RESEARCH. George Carlin did NOT author this! A common Web misconception spread by people that do not research things and believe whatever they see and read! Due to popular yet ignorant belief, the NET isn't a valid source of information in many cases. I have this on my blog..and, yes, I agree with it on most issues.

Answer 9

Only one little problem - Carlin never said any of that;

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

And from George Carlin's website;

http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html

Answer 10

If George Carlin actually said this----then I owe him an apology.

I always thought he was one of those bleeding heart liberals.