2007-06-19 05:45:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you do this often and meant to hurt me.. after I pick myself up off the floor.. I tear into you like a mad pissant on crack.. pissed off to the max.. ... umm.. I kind of hate bullies who do stuff to hurt people to make themselves feel courageous..
but if you were playing around and we were friends.. after I picked myself up off the floor.. I would say.. you sorry Mf.. pay back is twice the " female mother dog you are" and then be afraid buddy be very afraid.. then I would wiggle my eyebrows at the other people of the opposite gender who had gathered around and start crying and pretending a broken leg at least.. I mean this one is embarrassing enough to at least get me a date.. out of it
2007-06-19 05:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I giggle as i drug you, put you in the back of my van and drive you to my secluded log cabin deep in the woods. Then, after strapping you securely to a makeshift operating table, i allow you to regain consciousness before slowly amputating both of your legs with a 4 inch steak knife (*note - since the steak knife will not cut through bone, i must first break both of your legs mid-femur so that all i need to cut through is tendons and muscle). Upon completion of this delightful little procedure, i would return you and your bloody stumps to the point of the original encounter and wish you well as i drove off into the sunset.
2007-06-19 12:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Ram Rod 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i get up slowly, look around to see if anyone else witnessed my embarrassment. If no one did, and no one is looking still, I kick you. HARD. Right in the knee. And if someone did see it and they are still looking I say something like "oops clumsy me" and smile and try to make myself feel better by including people in the hilarity of it all.
2007-06-19 12:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by deet deet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd get up, kick you in the back of the knee, and watch you fall flat on your face! LOL
2007-06-19 12:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by *Droogie* 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Something like this...
You: *trips me*
Me: Whoa! *regains my balance* Excuse me, did you just trip me?
You: Why yes, yes I did.
Me: That is like the rudest thing ever.
You: Yeah.
Me: Well... You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
You: Why?
Me: Because Jesus is on my side.
2007-06-19 13:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd call 911 and tell them to send an ambulance right away.
Then, as a start, I would introduce you to my right boot.
2007-06-19 12:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by lunatic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pull you down to the floor and put you in a head lock!
2007-06-19 16:14:13 · answer #7 · answered by ktychaos13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get up and smack the taste out ya mouth
2007-06-19 12:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lift u up over my head and throw you through a plate glass window, your move buddy
2007-06-19 12:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Smile sweetly and bring you a "special" coffee
2007-06-19 12:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by The Trooper 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋