Will you write a story using these Famous Quotes?

Question

1. "His ignorance is encyclopedic"
2. "If a man does his best, what else is there?"
3. "The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
4. "I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."
5. "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
Miss Kitty Russell was on another drinking rampage. Ever since U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon had left her for Sunshine MacGillicutty, Kitty had spent most of her time with her lips glued to a bottle! http://www.flickr.com/photos/47967505@N00/91419970/
Doc Adams was getting more and more worried about her.
Doc: "Kitty!!! Put the bottle down, for heaven's sake! That stuff will rot your brain. You'll go mad, I tell you!!"
Kitty wiped her mouth with her frilly sleeve...."(5.) "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
She belched before taking another swig.
Doc spent the better half of an hour trying to convince her to get a hold of herself.......(2.) "If a man does his best, what else is there," he muttered to himself as he walked away?
He went over to Matt's office and described the scene he had just left. Festus was there and he offered a few opinions on the subject .
Festus:"Well, Doc.....Don't ya see? We need to fill all her bottles of booze with colored water....And just a TITCH of arsenic. She'll get so sick she'll WANT to give up all her drinking."
Doc rubbed his face, as he always does......"Matt.....I do declare. (1.) "His ignorance is encyclopedic !"

Back at the Longbranch, Kitty was having an intellectual conversation with the local portrait painter.
Kitty: "Oh, yeah?! Well....here's what ► I ◄ think, my good
fellow. Why not just toss some paint up in the air and let it fall where it may? Who knows. HIC! It may look nice."
She was so intoxicated by this time that even the other drunks in the bar were getting disgusted: http://www.flickr.com/photos/96674076@N00/377754255/
The painter, Mr. Vincent Van GoGo cupped his ear:" EH?!
What did you say. I can barely hear you!" (He only had one ear. ) "Did you say, (3.) 'The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work?' "
Kitty got angry:"NO! I did NOT say that. What I said was.....Oh! Never mind!!"
Van GoGo decided to go go back to the bar and mingle with the other fellows.
He turned to Sam The Bartender and said:(4)"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."
Sam nodded his head and stared at the man with one ear.

Answer 2

Lady, yes i will

Answer 3

No, I don't think so, but maybe someday.

Answer 4

NO!