What's the most ridiculous pick-up line you've ever heard?
I use "Do you like mushrooms, coz I'm a really fun guy!"
2007-06-19 02:43:24 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
here r some:
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ***.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
2007-06-19 02:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
What about this one I heared from some total sleaze in a bar.
" Do you know the human body has 350 bones in it, how would you like 351?"
Nice!
As you can guess, he never got my number
2007-06-19 02:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by Queenie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: "Was your Dad a thief?"
A: "No, why?"
Q: "Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
That was the most original I've ever heard. Although for simplicity you can't beat:
"That dress would look great on my bedroom floor"
2007-06-19 02:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by lululaluau 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A really sleazy guy to boot said "You were in my dreams last night". "At last, a fantastic dream that came true".
This guy in a club told me this, I am afraid to say I just burst out laughing and told him he was pr*t..lol :)
2007-06-19 03:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by scorpionbabe32 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's 10p go ring your mother and tell her your not coming home tonight, jeez I used to hate that line.
2007-06-19 02:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you like Little Ceasers? cause your hot and I'm ready
actully worksss^
2007-06-19 02:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope but i can give you to great put downs for pick up lines
2007-06-19 03:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by firefly08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You: Is your Dad a thief?
Girl: No, why?
You: Well, then who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
2007-06-19 02:51:14 · answer #8 · answered by cleevman 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy..?
2007-06-19 03:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres 10p go and phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight.
And no it didnt work
2007-06-19 02:46:34 · answer #10 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋