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Computer, cloudy, acid, bottom, geek, football, and peeking.

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2007-06-19 02:15:00 · 5 answers · asked by Mom of 2 great boys 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I was sitting at home on a CLOUDY day on my COMPUTER.There was a FOOTBALL game going on next door so all i could here was cheering.I finally went to the game next door. I found a seat behind a GEEK that would not sit down on his BOTTOM.So I kept PEEKING around his head tring to watch the game.In the next 30 minutes I don't know what happened but it started smelling like ACID so i gathered up my things and went home.
THE END

2007-06-19 02:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by Savanah 4 · 0 0

The computer geek kept peeking at a cute girls bottom until it started to get cloudy and the girl threw an acid football at him.

lol
jeanette

2007-06-19 09:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by JJ's Advice Column 4 · 0 1

Percival, a computer geek, was stuck inside all day because it was cloudy and raining. He kept peeking out the window, hoping for some sunlight. Sunlight is the only the that helps the eczema on his bottom. Sometimes it gets so itchy that it feels like acid! Should you ever meet him, do no shake hands with Percival because he likes to scratch where it itches. Oh, and if he wants you to toss a football around with him, wash your hands first.

2007-06-19 09:21:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The geek through a football at a computer and it was knocked into a pool of acid. It sunk to the botoom. The geek was peeking in to look at the computer.

2007-06-19 09:19:45 · answer #4 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 0 1

'tap tap tap' Rain fell gently on the window pane as the CLOUDY day had given way to the inevitable. I sat at my desk ignoring the COMPUTER I should had so desparately been working on, but still I was in a trance of at the beautiful canvas nature had painted outside. As the rain came down flowers burst into bloom right before my eyes captivating them
as if they were holding my attention prisoner. A streak of lightening tore the air in two immediatley triggering the GEEK in me to begin counting as if it was impulse to see how far away it was. "7 miles." I said outloud while secretley patting myself on the back for my wizard like mathematics. 'BOOM!' Thunder snapped me out of my trance like a wide receiver being hit in the nose with a FOOTBALL at practice. Like a bullet released from the chamber I shot from my cubicle to see just what type of trickery was causing this miracle of nature outside. 'click,clack click,clack' My feet brushed quickly against the freshly waxed linoleum floor lifting my arms to brace myself for the exit door. The rain had become more vigorous and to my dismay I noticed it was beginning to decompose all the cars in the parking lot in front of me like a slug withers away when salt is poured over it. Whirling around
I also noticed that the building behind me had also began to disentigrate into only natural materials. The great rain poured like ACID from the sky consuming all that was man made and erasing all that had harmed the great growth mother Earth. Unable to let my senses believe what was transpiring about me I rubbed my eyes again and again, pinching and slapping myself to wake from this nightmare. Then an almost God - like voice came from the very ground I walked on, her face PEEKING from the mountains and eyes as deep and black as the cooled ash on top of lava. It spoke in the language of creation so that every molecule alive or dead understood. "This is the day of great awakening,..." I trembled as the ground beneath me shook, "No more will I be pillaged for the wealth of man, and no more will man rule me! Those who are not pure in heart will no longer walk upon me or be able to gaze upon the great star (the sun). Those who wished to divide me and sell me as a slave for their own personal gain shall be consumed!" Just as the last words came from the crust of the great Earth mother, the ground opened up and swallowed the whole of all that was evil,... and recycled the remains to feed the good of the earth. I was spared along with you on this day and we,...the pure in heart,...remain!

2007-06-19 10:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Battle Cat 4 · 0 0

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