Notify said person that they are dropping money from their back pocket,,,,BUT,before I could pick it up the wind blew it onto the back of a very attractive young lady,s bum line, and as I attempted to pull it of without the said lady notice she turnt to see my hand approaching her bottom and punch me in the face rendering both my front teeth loose, and just as she did that a young up and coming police man who wants to inpress the boss back at the station observes this and decides to cross the road to arrest said lady,,but as he was crossing he was hit by a double decker bus that had been stolen by a drugged up teenager who just wanted the rush of stealing a bus who runs from the scene tripping over the chap who lost the twenty pound note in the first place which the young lady saw who hasnt told anyone that she is a black belt in judo because she was attacked in the street on the way home from a night out grabbs his arm and subdues him,,,,could i keep the twenty pound note............?
2007-06-18 22:44:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
haha you should definitely keep it, you know... as a compensation because that would be one fucked up day
2007-06-18 22:52:35 · answer #1 · answered by succubus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a great scenario mate. You would have to keep the money for your dentist bill. Unless your on the dole in that case spend it on weed and cider and get stoned and drunk then watch jeremy kyle.
2007-06-18 23:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes for giving us all a good laugh,but when i read it i couldnt help but see benny hill being the guy trying to get the 20 pound note
2007-06-18 22:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. Chaos theory in practise.....
nice story keep the 20 pounds you need it for the dental work
2007-06-18 22:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are easier ways to earn the 20 bucks ..... all perfectly legal
2007-06-18 22:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and the first thing I would do is buy a stiff drink after watching all that.
2007-06-18 22:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, because as everyone else is practically dead anyway, i would take the money and run before you get hit by a car or something.
2007-06-18 23:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kit Fang 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. But make a quick exit.
2007-06-18 22:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jules 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After all that i think you deserve twenty quid. You were lucky to get out alive!! x
2007-06-18 22:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should divide it equally among all your personalities, with a little extra to the guy on the bus, cause, thats you that is...
2007-06-18 22:53:08 · answer #10 · answered by fjgannon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋