How would you like to be disposed of when you die?

Question

Personally I would like to have my bones picked clean by vultures and/or Lions.

Either that or my body laid out on a Viking long boat with all my possessions and set fire to, then cast adrift.

Possibly being eaten by cannibals would be cool as well, although I would appreciate death through natural causes first.

Answer 1

i want to either just be thrown in a dich on the side of the road or else stuffed and positioned in just some freaky oddd yoga pose or something like that

Answer 2

Lol! Great ideas there! Off to valhalla in your viking long boat.. I like it! I'm only 18 so I have made no immediate plans for the event of my death!

Answer 3

I wann be tossed in a giant blender, add a couple barrels of tequila, about 15 lbs. of limes, and some ice. Blend on high for an hour, or until smooth, dump directly into the city's water supply!

Answer 4

I'm Jewish, and I would hope that our customs would be followed. We are not embalmed; we are simply washed by members of the Hevre Kadisha (the burial society within Jewish congregations, female for women and male for men), dressed in a simple white top and bottom, and buried in a plain wood casket having no metal parts at all. It is intended to speed our return back to the earth.

Answer 5

I want to be cremated and my sinful ashes taken to the southern N.Mexico desert and scattered in a gentle warm breeze...hopefully, no one around has an allergy problem to bone ash residue..ha

Answer 6

i think i'd be quite happy being cremated...and then scattered somewhere nice (as in not kept in a box under the stairs please)...not much left to be cast adrift if you set fire to the boat though.

Answer 7

my you do go in for drama,don't you?.

I prefer the normal funeral but I also prefer to have my casket closed since my town's funeral directer has retired and I had previously instructed him to put a smile on my face and my Christian friends all know how anxious I am to go to my real Home and that, seeing that smile will be a reminder to them of where I am, by God's grace.

Ecclesiastes says "there is a time to live and a time to die"-time is the key word-it is in the hands of our Creator" and anything good I have done on earth is by His enabling grace so a mushy elaborate eulogy is a big no no. Wouldn't it be a shocker if , as is done at some funerals, friends get up and share things about the dis ceased and someone would say"we all know what a talented person Marlyne was, but boy she sure could be a pain in the neck at times!"

Sure family and some friends will grieve but I have told them to be glad for me when I die because I have lived, at this point, 82 years and want to be with my Savior and since they too are all saved (except 2 grandchildren) we will have one huge reunion and be around each other for all eternity.Wow

Answer 8

turned to ash then fired into the sky in a rocket during a farewell firework display would like to be put in a cardboard container to be turned into ash and want it all done cheap as possible so my family dont get landed with funeral costs

Answer 9

I'd like my body to be jettisoned into space...whatever's left after organ donation, that is.

Failing that (and I'm pretty sure that being jetissoned into space won't be possible), cremation, and the funeral home can dispose of the ashes. I mean, they'll just be ashes, they won't be me. I really don't like the thought of my kids feeling compelled to visit or talk to or similarly honor my remains, yuck.

Answer 10

By donating my body to medical science, I am opening myself up to all sorts of medical student prankery.

I'll probably end up propped up in a senior lecturer's arm chair with a pipe and a copy of "Doctor on Call"

(although, how much of *that* is urban myth?)