2007-06-18 21:25:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
YOUR HAIR'S ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WEE OH WEE OH WEE OH!!!!
2007-06-18 21:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by treehugger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Man marries typical good-looking woman
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when i want , if I want and at what time i want and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home dinner.
"I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when i want with my old buddies and don't want you giving me a hard time about it.
those are my rules! Any comments?"
His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me.
Just understand that there will be se-x here at seven o'clock every night whethere you're here or not.
2007-06-19 04:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by jennyforrich 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hay no joke I know were you live and I will be in your room in 5 mins
2007-06-19 04:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by chris s 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'll try. Watch out! There's a creepy guy outside your door!
2007-06-19 04:30:15 · answer #4 · answered by Cam1051Sec 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
...was that Johnny Depp walking by just then with youknowyouloveme's best mate?
2007-06-19 07:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
2007-06-19 04:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill grab the icewater.////
2007-06-19 04:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by franks fishing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a big spider under your pillow!OH GOD ITS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
2007-06-19 04:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!! THERE'S A TARANTULA IN YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!
2007-06-19 04:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boooooooooo....watch the laundry......^^
2007-06-19 04:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋