2007-06-18 18:25:24 · 5 answers · asked by big_burner 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
The Truth extends beyond the arena of duality for Jesus has patience, and would wait for the burrito to cool down before consumption. Behold the truth!
2007-06-18 18:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by neuralzen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would He heat a burrito when He can get to Taco Bell and order a quezadilla?! (and they dont use microwaves!)
2007-06-19 02:08:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would never microwave a burrito, because microwave ovens are the tool of the devil. Gawdly krish-tuns cook with wood or coal, though in a pinch it is also acceptable to burn a heathen.
2007-06-19 01:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if God builds the microwave Himself.
2007-06-19 01:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by yeahyeah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would toast the burrito using heat derived from Satan's evil testicles. Then he would microwave Satan's testicles.
2007-06-19 02:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by methamphetamine_symposium 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋