If you were in a padded cell and?

Question

wanted to commit suicide, how would you do it?

Answer 1

hold my breath

Answer 2

Break your front tooth off and cut open your stomach and bleed to death?
You can't commit suicide in a padded cell there are cameras watching you 24/7, thats what got you there in the first place!

Answer 3

Chewing through a major blood vessel on your wrist or arm (or leg if you are bendy) is about the only way. If you try smothering yourself or holding your breath, you will only wake up disappointed about 30 minutes later.

Jumping in the air and trying to land on your head to break your neck is a risky move, and may just leave you paralyzed in a padded cell.....

Answer 4

Tied in a straitjacket, I’d be having too much fun bouncing off the walls to try to commit suicide.

Answer 5

Am I also wearing a straight jacket in the padded cell?
Hmm. They don't exactly let you have much in there with you.
Probably no sheets or anything.

Answer 6

I wouldn't commit suicide I'd find every way possible of sticking it to the man by:

-connecting to the wrong number

-getting the man in trouble with the fuzz.

you know...sick shet.

Answer 7

I would chew strips of padding from the walls, weave them into a rope and hang myself. Though, I might have fun in one of those cells...all soft and bouncy...

Answer 8

Strangle myself with the hair I tear off from the top of my head. And no, unlike my avatar, I do have long hair in reality.

Answer 9

Put my face in the padding and (try) smother myself.

Answer 10

Probably starve or die of no water. I guess you could slit your wrists with your teeth, but that would be too messy. (For all you people who take things too seriously, this is just a joke.)

Answer 11

i wouldn't, i don't believe in suicide....i would just continue to be a loony in my nice padded cell