I bought my 87 year old grandfather a bike and he got his ballsacks caught in the chain , the worst part was backing him out of it !
2007-06-18 17:26:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I had about 30 pounds of plutonium just kicking around in my attic. So I decided to mail it to this girl I met online, for her birthday (she lives in Iraq.....)
Apparently, I offended quite a few people along the way, and there was a lot of screaming and shouting; so let me just say "I'm sorry" in advance.......
2007-06-18 18:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bought a gift for a girl at the office Christmas party that I knew was inappropriate when I bought it but the only thing she complained about was the fact that it was shaped and colored to look like a pickle. I had to work so unfortunately I didn't get to see the look on her face but I heard everyone had a good laugh.
2007-06-18 17:31:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 13:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no you are on a roll..this is to damn funny! Oh I wonder tman where do you come up with some of this!!!! I just love it!!!!
Poor grandpa....are his sacks in his socks now? I just had to ask!
Yes I to have done that...I bought my mother a lift and support bra once..when she put it on...her boobs were under both arms and up to her chin!!! LOL!! Not a pretty picture!
I give gift cards now...
Ciao!
2007-06-18 18:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh...wow, ya nothing that bad has ever happened to me. I came so close to getting a fathers day card that would have just bristled with icy anger, it was an accident, but i caught it in time. it was a nice card, basically " Dad, you fed me and clothed me, and gave me a tv to watch, and put a roof over my head" then you open it and it says "why did i ever move out!"
it took me a few seconds to realize how passive aggressive and nasty that would be of me to give him since he kicked me out of his house when i was fifteen.... so, THAT was why i moved out... i got another card, but it said "i always wanted to be just like you" i gave it to him anyway, but i guess it went ok, he thought i really meant it.
but your thing...thats just awful
2007-06-18 17:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Josh C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lesson learned, never bike in shorts!
2007-06-18 17:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was in med school i bought a friend a dildo and put it in his locker in fact locker number 2384 later i found out his locker in fact was 1348.it belonged to this Muslim girl who always used the scarf and never talked to any boys .she brought it back the next day gave it to me and said i think you have left your dick in my locker.today she is my wife .
2007-06-18 17:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, no but recently my friend bought another one of my friends a 'blow up guy' for her birthday that talked, and her mom found it. not real appropriate. ( and it was her 16th bday )
2007-06-18 17:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by IDNTGIVASHT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha a bike ? lol
no i didnt before
2007-06-18 17:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by micho 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks a lot! I was sitting here taking a drink of my nice refreshing beverage and now it's running out of my nose......awww shittt that's funny.
2007-06-18 17:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋