Full Metal Jacket?

Question

I am a war buff and Full Metal Jacket is at the top of my list! What is your favorite quote from that movie?> If you pick mine I will give you 10 pts lol

Answer 1

I love that movie and i have a couple of favorite qoutes first would be " I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
and " the only thing that comes from texas are steers and queers" oh yeah one more "you wouldnt even have the common courtesy to give a reach around"

Answer 2

How can you shoot women or children?
Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f*ck a person in the a s s and not even have the god dam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Answer 3

Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your a** wired together, or I will take a giant sh** on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.

Answer 4

Animal Mother - "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

So many good quotes in that movie! And ya gotta love R. Lee Ermey...

Answer 5

My favorite war movie.

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

Answer 6

Drill Sergeant: Say your prayers, ladies!

Marine Recruits: "This is my rifle. There are many like this but this one's mine. My rifle is my best friend...." (could not recall the rest but it was cool)

Answer 7

Only two things come from Texas, Steers and Queers and I don't see any horns on you.

Answer 8

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh-t that high.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only p-ssy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Marines: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Grabbing his crotch] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [Grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.

Private Joker: Ya know, half of these G00K whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only f--k the ones that cough.

Answer 9

Charlie Don't Surf!

Answer 10

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.