what would happen to me?
Would I get killed? Sent outside? Put in a jar? Left alone? etc.?
2007-06-18 15:13:12 · 69 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh you would definately be left alone unless you were a big tarantula and in that case, I'd call the humane society or the zoo to come and get you but only if they would not kill you.
If you were a regular spider, I'd leave you the hell alone. I read "Be Nice to Spiders" when I was a kid and I never forgot it.
There is a spider on my wall in the kitchen right now. He's been there for a couple of days and has not moved. I told him he could stay as long as I doesn't go near my dog and bite him.
You never know, the spider could be Helen or Charlotte.
I do not kill spiders. They are our buddies.
2007-06-18 15:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by Hermione G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You would get killed, preferably with my large war hammer. (and no, I'm not joking.) I was camping once, long ago, with several friends, and it had been raining so there was no dry wood. We found a large hollowed out log under a bed of lichen, which had kept it dry, so we picked it up and took it back to camp where a large, black, fuzzy ball rolled out one end of the log. It looked like a giant woolly worm rolled up, until it "sprouted" eight legs and started clicking its mandibles - it was a giant wolf spider. This thing was monstrous, a good twelve to fifteen inches in diameter from leg tip to leg tip with evilly shining multifaceted green eyes. Weapons were drawn - mostly axes and swords, and everyone wanted me to kill it. I took one look at that thing and one look at my sword and I could imagine it jumping on the swordblade and running up my arm. I called for a ball and chain morning star. One was brought, and I wound up for the strike, but when I swung that thing jumped two feet to the left. It saw the ball coming. A morning star is a velocity weapon, and at full speed the ball is almost impossible for the human eye to track. My second shot was true and that monster died in an explosion of legs and soupy yellow fluid. I've never seen another one that big, and I hope I never do.
2007-06-18 15:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lord Bearclaw of Gryphon Woods 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends whereabouts in my house you were... in my room, you'd be fine... presuming you weren't poisonous... I hate mosquitos so much more than I hate spiders! I can't understand it when the girls (and some of the boys) in my class scream at the sight of a spider! They are not going to eat you, people! Were you dangerous, fraid you'd be put outside. But huntsmen, daddy-long-legs, they're OK. Because, as I was saying, at least they are useful and get rid of those household pests that serve no purpose except to eat you and your food. But no, you don't see girls screaming at a fly or a mozzie now do you???
But if you were in my mum's room... Now that would be a different story. If you were in there, you would die and it would be all my brother's fault cos he'd've put you in there!
2007-06-20 20:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Phia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, i don't think of that is interior the Bible. And sure, maximum possibly domicile-spiders did exist till now residences did. They have been probable a style of spider that enjoyed residing in little cracks and corners in nicely-lit caves... and gradually adapted to healthful the situations interior residences.
2016-10-17 23:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by bruinius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put outside
2007-06-18 15:15:42 · answer #5 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well depending on how big of a spider you are...you could and would be left alone...until you got to close to me....entered into my space so to speak....
Then you would be one of thee above.....
And if you were just a cool lookin spider for sure in the jar you go...baby
2007-06-18 15:18:08 · answer #6 · answered by midnite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd drown the crap out of you with some bug spray first, just in case you were one of those crazy, jumping, poisonous types. Then I'd squash you with the bottom of my foot, scoop you up with a paper towel, and put you in your final resting place in my trash can. Good thing you're not a spider in my house. :p
2007-06-18 15:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from a person who is extremely allergic to spider bites and has ended up in the ER on several occasions due to them, you would be smashed with a wad of paper towels, and flushed down the toilet.
or last week, when there was a big brown spider on the ceiling, i used fast freeze hairspray first to get it to fall down, and THEN i smashed it LOL
2007-06-18 15:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would hear the screaming and whimppering of a teengage girl then feel the frantic pounding of a shoe..... yep, i hate spiders and am deadly afraid of them.... big scary spiders.... big scary spiders with wings.... or you'd get killed by my cat, she's such a good kitty.
2007-06-18 15:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by Karin-chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would live in the bathroom,as long as you close your eyes while I am taking a shower,or you go to a jar..Alone and lonely..
2007-06-18 15:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by Vannili 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋