Worst answer wins!!!?

Question

I want you to make something up. It can even be about me! Just be really mean, and it doesn't have to be true! The person with the meanest wins!

Answer 1

So you're a rubber duck... how does it feel to be in the middle of Bert and Ernie...all those hot baths... unnecessary rubbing and stroking.... akward....

Answer 2

Children are pointless and vile little slugs who, for reasons to numerous to mention deserve to be cut in half by an on coming train so their dumb sh!t parents who were too stupid to use protection in the first place can sit and scream in mortal horror as the two halves of their drunken f uck child wriggle and squirm in the cold harsh day light as the pathetic life force oozes out from their useless limbs.
Dirty, little whining cabbage brained unwanted, unloved, noisy, smelly (they smell!), carbon dioxide wasting f ucking b@stards the lot of them. If one more of them gets in my way on those obnoxious shoes with the wheels in them again I am going to rain down almighty brimstone and hell fire upon it and it's family for all time.

Thank you:

Signed: Satan

Answer 3

I'd like to tear Paris Hilton's eyes out with a fork, serve them to the French Prime Minister as a delicacy, drink a glass of water, pee into the eye sockets, and bury the body somewhere in west Texas to be dug up by people like in The Hills Have Eyes and used for experimentation of the sadistic nature.

(I never usually say such awful things. Cleanse my soul with best answer prz! That's not to say that I like Paris Hilton though. I really do dislike her greatly.)

Answer 4

You are a pathetic loser. Why would you ask such a freakin' stupid question - really, you must have no friggin' life - you just sit around and think of stupid azz questions to ask. Get a life you ugly, stinkin' whore!!

I felt bad writing that - but you wanted mean. But seriously, have a nice night :)

Answer 5

seriously, u suck, ur mother doesn't even deserve tolive, I found that out last night. By the way, come by later to pick ur mama's *** filled bra. I liked the way she sucked it. I remember her sucking mi d*** and screaming out loud.

And ur house, seriously, how can u live in such a fuc*** up house with ur momma showing her boo** out in the street. And u, motherfu****, u think u rock with ur stupid a** question, u pric*, u think just because ur mother is known around the world(especially the street) ur famous. How much does ur mother wins. I know i paid her 0.01. She is so cheap and she sucks at se*. I had better se* from ur sister. goodbye, bit**

P.S. Could you come pick ur sister and ur mother around 2:00 in the morning. We're having a treesome, ur mother's awsome licking skill and the way I just sit and ur sister hops and hops on my di**. She loves it.

Answer 6

how sad u whore! u couldn't even get a real guy. so now u got 2 ruber duckies and u have a 3 some! it make su happy cus they cant call u a sl.ut! i feel bad for those poor duckies! stop malesting them! u bit.ch! do i win do i win??

Answer 7

well this question isnt going to be hard for me
there is this kid who wants to get in my firends pants
he is so effing ugly and he looks like a stoner pot head dumba$$
and then there is this kid she was going out with who looks like a horseand he was really rude and he was a d!ck
so what im saying is my friend is a dumb blonde who has absolutly no taste in guys

Answer 8

I did ur mom last night while ur bi*** father cried in the corner as he recorded it to play at your 18th birthday party....then u cried like a little fag suckin ur small **** while watching me take a nut shot in ur momz face
my cat f***** ur father in the butt cuz he said he likes pusy
n u know what else? ur the lowest s*** bag since ur parents were born
tell ur mother to pick up her nasty a** panties and bra, i found s*** stains on them last night so after we f*****, i kicked her out and she decided to sell herself on the street but no one would pick her so i told her she could stay in if she becomes my personal slave for a month

PS. tell your father to stop suckin d*** because i saw him down the street last night giving h*** to some old, desperate man

Answer 9

who likes rubber duckies u freakin wiotch and dont u hav anything better to do than ask retarded questions on dumb yahoo flippin answeres r u to scarred to put a real picture or at least an avatar on here.....

Answer 10

I completley LOATHE you!! You make me want to bash my face into a car windsheild! And cut off your face, boil it, sprinkle it with seasoning and make your mom eat it. Then I will cut up your body into 1 inch squares then force your mom to eat that too! Then I will set your house on fire! With your Mom in it!