Can you give me a poem for a product?

Question

We are doing a drama play. We have to create a faique product. ur faique product is a homework machine. Now I don't know how can we present this product so that people will buy it. So we are thinking presenting the homework machine (product) like by using a poem.
So far I got this:

Homeworks are scray
Don't need to worry
Because you'll have a
homework machine to carry.

Now I don't know if it makes sense for my product. If it does, can add more lines with it. If its funny, it will be more good. If it doesn't make sense, please give me a poem about homework machine.
This is not a homework. Our class is just doing it for fun. They like funny drama plays. PLease help me out.
My group is not even helping me. So I have to do it alone. I wrote the whole script. I just need the poem for the product.
Thanks in advance.

Answer 1

Note your misspelling - "scary."

You can use this poem:

Homework Machine

The homework machine, oh the homework machine,
Most perfect contraption that's ever been seen.
Just put in your homework, then drop a dime,
Snap on the switch, and in ten seconds time,
Your homework comes out.
Quick and clean as can be.
Here it is - 'Nine plus four? ' and the answer is 'Three.'
Three?
Oh, me...
I guess it's not as perfect
As I thought it would be.
**
Check also
Shel Silverstein' poetry

Answer 2

I would scrap your first stanza. It doesn't really rhyme, and it's not catchy. I didn't really understand it, either. Try something more like,

Math problems, history,
And some english, too.
So much homework-
What's a kid to do?

*Then have another person (the seller of the product) say:

Let me show you a machine
All your problems it will solve.
Your homework will be done,
And your issues resolved.

Continue it like this. If you want help editing or something, email me at [e-mail]. I'd be happy to help.