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2007-06-18 11:58:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

12 answers

Santa,those toys are not inspected by a federal agency. Tooth fairy gives good solid federal cash for teeth.

2007-06-18 12:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0 0

I saw a wrestling match between the Tooth Fairy and Santa on Spike and was Santa out of shape!
My parents came from a country that was not "into" Santa or the Tooth Fairy and I did not "get visited" by them and I don't think that i missed out on much. I
I did see Santas and Elves in shops and get sweets from themthough.

2007-06-18 19:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by James O 7 · 0 0

Santa is because he has too many accomplices. The tooth fairy is on his/her own, and only after teeth, one tooth at a time, something we have no more use for anyway.

2007-06-18 19:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by amberwolf_for_art 3 · 0 0

The tooth fairy comes into your room and is reaching under your pillow. Santa mainly hangs out in the living room, the kitchen, and maybe the bathroom........I know who I prefer.

2007-06-18 19:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by DekH 3 · 0 0

The tooth fairy--she actually comes into your room while you are sleeping and can reach under the pillow to take your tooth without waking you up. Wonder what else she does.

2007-06-18 19:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by ourahmee 2 · 0 0

Santa...he has harnessed they power to make elves and animals work on demand, and do his evil bidding. The Tooth Fairy...flies solo.

2007-06-18 19:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by tat2dbeagle 2 · 0 0

Santa! Haven't you ever seen that episode of Futurama with the robot santa? "Oh he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your on the can, he'll pick you out and hunt you all the way to pakistan. oh you better not breath you better not move, you better not eat I'm telling you dude, santa clause is hunting you down!" he has an army of elves with sharp tools for goodness sake! he could easily kill us all!!! and he has man eating vicious raindeer!

2007-06-18 19:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by Karin-chan 4 · 1 0

Tooth Fairy. . . what the heck is she using those teeth for?

2007-06-18 19:01:54 · answer #8 · answered by cclleeoo 4 · 0 0

The tooth fairy - esp. when she yanks on your teeth! Ouch!

2007-06-18 19:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anna Lynn 4 · 0 0

Santa because he actually exists.

2007-06-18 21:52:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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