other than "kiss my shiny metal ***"
BRING BACK FUTURAMA!
2007-06-18 10:17:48 · 18 answers · asked by deanrowland 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
i know it is bite not kiss , sorry! lol
also simpsons or futurama? i prefere futurama (does this make me a bad person?)
2007-06-18 10:25:09 · update #1
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2007-06-19 05:17:33 · update #2
Mom: Now i gotta go to some charity BS for knocked up teenage sluts.....
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Robot Devil: Give me back my hands!
Fry: NO!
Robot Devil: You're not nice!
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Fry: OW! My lower intestine!
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Clyde Smith: [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins] Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
[wins again] A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
[unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
[Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler]
Clyde Smith: No!
[turns to a woman sitting next to him] Eva Braun! Help me!
[the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly]
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!
Bender: Saw it coming.
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Leela: Someone should teach you a lesson!
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, if it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
Kif Kroker: Ugh...”Sexlexia".
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[a giant Bender is destroying New York City]
Amy Wong: There goes the neighborhood.
[Boom]
Amy Wong: There goes another neighborhood.
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sorry - there are just so many lol
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
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[at a health spa]
Heather: Hi, i'm heather your personal therapist!
Professor farnsworth: Go to hell Heather!
those are y faves that i can think of lol
2007-06-18 10:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Leela : all you need is a brain
Fry: why do people keep saying that
from anthology of interst3
I love futurama , i like the simpson's too but futurama is great in it's own right
2007-06-19 03:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah Bee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After leela has operation to have two eyes...
Leela: Now, take me to the hospital and put my eye back the way it was,
right now.
Adlai: Why should I do that?
Leela: [Grabs his shirt and pushes him up against the bars] Listen, buddy,
by the end of the day one of us is going to have one eye.
first thing fry says...
Fry: Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Zapp Brannigan: As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. (brief pause) Surprise! (Presses button, the floor of ship opens abruptly dropping army into battle field.)
Zapp: You'll be negotiating with the aliens' mysterious leaders, the brain balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutspah
Fry: I'm Santa Claus!
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
Amy: We're also Santa Claus!
Dr. Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.
Mayor: None of you are Santa Claus! How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
Hermes: We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil, our company is small, and neutral.
That guy: Switzerland is small and neutral! We're more like Germany: ambitious and misunderstood.
My god there too many.
2007-06-19 11:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by Raven Shiranui 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Al Gore: If we don't go back there and make that event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed... And as an environmentalist, I'm against that.
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Fry: Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.
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Leonard Nimoy: When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a good performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.
William Shatner: And when I directed Star Trek V, I got a good performance out of me because I respected me so much.
2007-06-18 10:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by McFate 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hubert Farnsworth (on the phone) "That terrible, what a waste, how did he die?(pause) To shreds you say? Oh dear Lord! Well how's his wife bearing up? (Pause) To shreds you say ???"
Bender - "Bite my glorious golden *** !! "
There are just too many cool quotes to remember !!!!!
FUTURAMA IS COMING BACK !!!!!!
STRAIGHT TO DVD "BENDERS BIG SCORE" OUT IN DEC 2007
2007-06-18 21:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by David 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it when Bender goes near magnets.... it messes with his inhibition chip, and he starts singing folk songs. the best one for me was when he started singing Jimmy Crack Corn whilst attached to that big magnet on the underside of the space ship.....
" Jimmy crack corn and i don't care
Leela crack corn, i still don't care
Bender crack corn and Bender is great
Take that you stupid corn !"
makes me laugh every time.
and i agree with u - bring back futurama !!! i know all the old episodes inside out ! time for some new ones.
(o - and i love the Grunka Lunkas in that Slurm episode)
2007-06-18 10:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My job, my parents, my girlfriend I'll never see any of them again Yahoo! said by Fry when he first steps of the cryogenics chamber.
2007-06-18 10:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has to be one of Zoidbergs quotes, he gets all the best lines:
"It's been used since Medical School - so remind me, disembowelling in your species - fatal or non-fatal?"
2007-06-18 10:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by andrewrhysmansfield 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any time some one makes fun of zoidburg.
Bender-"oh you mean its just a coincidence that zoidburg is hopelessly alone and desperately poor, Please."
Leila-"that's not fair he is also hideous"
All while he is sitting in between them. Makes me laugh every time
2007-06-18 10:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by C-Ham 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When Fry Says "I get it!" Then the real joke is told, and he says "Oh! Now I Get it!" and when Bender steals the grand cigar and says "At last, the grand cigar, she is mine!" in a french accent.
2007-06-21 04:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by Noah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋